The Latest Breaking News from Jesse

DAAAAANNNNN STOPPPPPP.

The actress and her former co-star partner Mark Jordon want to raise awareness after passing a gene onto their children

MAFS Hugo has taken down his wife Tayla in the MAFS ranking challenge after and after all she's put him through, thank fk for that.

Say "active" one more time, Dan, I dare you.

BYE.

Cooper Cronk does not buy into talk Melbourne will struggle without representative quartet Jesse and Kenny Bromwich, Brandon Smith and Felise Kaufusi.

He better pack his vapes.

The cover letter is its own unique, dreaded genre of writing. In a few — often formulaic — paragraphs, job applicants must accomplish several things: prostrate themselves at the feet of hiring managers, extolling the virtues of whatever company to which they're applying, but also brag about themselves without seeming…

BRB, booking a physio appointment and slashing Adam's tyres.

It's called accountability, look it up.

SIDE EYE.