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The cover letter is its own unique, dreaded genre of writing. In a few — often formulaic — paragraphs, job applicants must accomplish several things: prostrate themselves at the feet of hiring managers, extolling the virtues of whatever company to which they're applying, but also brag about themselves without seeming…

BRB, booking a physio appointment and slashing Adam's tyres.

Excuse my Irish but he's a kent.

That's a lot of vibrators.

Wet'n'Wild.

Show us ya phone, Mr Poopy Pants!

Fuck me dead.

You're not so quiet yourself buddy.

We don’t need to overload young people with everything that adults carry, but we should be as truthful as we can for their age