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A restaurant server was left flabbergasted after an older woman didn’t just whistle at him like a dog, but did so standing on a table barefoot.

One South Florida bartender said he’s conflicted after he was mean to a customer and the man potentially gave him a $500 tip. 

Getting orders delivered to your doorstep feels like one of the small joys of modern life. You order, they deliver following simple instructions —it’s that straightforward.

A server says she boosted her tips using a subtle strategy to upsell alcohol. However, other servers and diners say the trick may be unethical.

Shuffle out of that mortal coil and skinny dip in the afterlife!

For some, grocery shopping is the modern equivalent of hunting and gathering. There’s something so satisfying about picking that perfectly ripened melon or exquisite cut of meat for your family.

Loved The Song of Achilles but still paying therapy bills due to the emotional trauma you sustained while reading it? Girl, same. You know what’s cheaper than therapy? Drowning your sorrows in new books with actually uplifting endings. If you’re tired of getting your tender fantasy heart stomped by a…

Just when you think the surveillance at Walmart couldn’t be more comprehensive, one worker exposed the level of shopper scrutiny you might not even know exists. But this is leading customers to wonder: is the mega-retailer going too far when it comes to ‘policing?’