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A Pennsylvania woman decides to treat herself to a manicure at a local nail salon. However, she notices something strange on her finger that leads to a scary emergency hospital visit. If she waited to get treatment, she believes the situation could have ended even worse.

Dark Souls has nothing on these all-time frustrators.

Maybe watch Clone Wars?

It’s unlikely that you ever get to know your contractor, or anything about their life beyond surface-level niceties and whatever relates directly to the project you’re working on together. Most interactions remain strictly professional, during which you may talk about timelines, budgets, materials, and then move on.

At the World Economic Forum in Davos on Jan. 22, 2026, Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy delivered a fiery speech that burned through the whole of Europe. He dragged the leaders inside Europe who, in Zelenskyy’s words, are helping dismantle it from within. But there was a special mention even without…

A woman has a message for the Uncrustables company, J.M Smuckers: Do not mess with her peanut butter Uncrustables. And preferably, do not put jelly in all of them.

David Beckham addressed the viral comments from Brooklyn Beckham about the reported feud with his family. This week, social media has buzzed with speculation about the younger Beckham’s comments about his parents sabotaging his marriage with Nicola Peltz Beckham.

A woman tried to order tampons on DoorDash, only for her delivery driver to offer her completely different products.