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Gwyneth Paltrow Is ‘Horrified & Embarrassed’ Her Famous Pal Explosively Shat All Over Her Bed

Folks, we finally know what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks about the mysterious bed shitter who fled the scene of the crime (AKA her house in Montecito). Apparently, some insiders close to the stinky incident have claimed she was “horrified” by the whole shebang. As she should be! ICYMI, there was a…

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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Mystery Hamptons Bed Shitter & Dasher Has Apparently Been Revealed

"The story goes that a recent houseguest of Gwynnie's catastrophically shat themselves in bed while staying there, then fled back to the city so they didn't have to face the music."

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Fury as Grenfell councillor promotes his psychedelics firm in article on grief

Rock Feilding-Mellen has written about how taking magic mushrooms helped him with pain over the fire

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Bone Broth Brewer Gwyneth Paltrow Is Coming To Syd For An Event And I’m Gonna Goop Myself

Put your vagina-scented candles out.

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We Finally Know The Answer To The Age-Old Question: Does Gwyneth Paltrow Eat Ass?

She’s just a girl trying to make someone goop.

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At 48, I should be inspired by Gwyneth Paltrow and her abs. But they make me want to throw things

You want a middle-aged woman to run an ultramarathon or start a wellness empire? Can’t I just have a breakdown? writes Emma Beddington

The Guardian - UK

OPINION - My question for Gwyneth Paltrow — why go skiing in the first place?

Poor Gwynnie. She’s in the dock in Utah at the moment channelling serious ‘I only eat bone broth’ energy where she is being sued by a retired optometrist who says she skiied into him. He says the opposite.

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The Bachelors Recap: I Have That Feeling Like When You Almost Orgasm But Then You Don’t

That was... weird.

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Trying Gwyneth Paltrow's milk bath is not the wellness dream I hoped for

There was only one way to find out the benefits of a milk bath that Gwyneth Paltrow enthused about and that was to plunge into a bath of milk myself

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