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Hooters doesn’t exactly have the classiest reputation, but boy howdy is it beloved. Affectionately called a “breastaurant” by its clientele, the massive chain—whose very branding is decidedly more on the adult side—promises a “deliciously tacky, yet unrefined” experience. This lightheaded slogan, however, hasn’t delivered fun for everyone.

If there’s one thing few can resist, it’s a salacious cheating story.

This week, the internet dusted off a forgotten JD Vance clip from CNN, back when he was just a senator. A year later, it still plays like an unintentional audition tape for hypocrisy. But we’re only now that realizing it was always this obvious.

Kanye West is asking for forgiveness from his fans after years of erratic behaviour, including anti-Semitic conduct in a newly released Wall Street Journal ad. The ad contains a long letter in which West explains his situation, attributing it to a car accident 25 years ago that broke his jaw…