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The Republican party continues to divide, and it doesn’t seem like it’s going to be stopping or slowing down any time soon. If anything, the animosity between MAGA Republicans and regular Republicans seem to herald the collapse of something soon.

It isn’t a news cycle if President Donald Trump doesn’t say something completely out of pocket; that’s the unfortunate truth. This time, it was about Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, claiming that she isn’t as smart as she is in a recent video.

There are a few well-known harbingers of doom. Comets, for instance. Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene has become the comet for the Republican party in a recent CNN interview, where she agreed that a ceasefire in Gaza is overdue.

Oh Warner Bros. must be happy this Halloween!

During Carney’s recent visit to the United States, it seemed like Donald Trump and Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney were the best of friends. However, now this alleged friendship appears to be nothing more than a performance.

Understanding that you’re in an abusive relationship doesn’t usually happen overnight. Many survivors say it takes small, ordinary moments to realize something much bigger is wrong.

The chances of a MAGA-leaning and Republican supporting individual showering words of praise on a Democrat are less but never zero. In a surprising turn of events, Trump’s long-time supporter and former (subject to discussions) friend Elon Musk is calling New York mayoral race frontrunner Zohran Mamdani the “future of…

Kentucky senator Rand Paul probably represents all the remaining brain cells in the GOP. But when a sitting senator starts comparing his own leader’s military actions to executions in China and Iran, it’s not hyperbole. It’s a warning now.

While on his way to Japan, Donald Trump called the idea of running as vice president to come back to power in a third term “too cute.” And this is exactly how dictators flirt with democracy before killing it. Was it a joke or a soft rehearsal?

Lack of a medical degree has never been a problem for Donald Trump in giving out medical advice against Tylenol. So, the nation’s self-appointed doctor is at it again, diagnosing from his golf cart and prescribing from his imagination.