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People usually order food in because they’re tired, busy, or just want something comforting, fast. For over $30 a meal these days, the least you can expect is something warm and edible when it shows up at your door.

This is wild!

Losing your absolute mind in a fitting room isn’t uncommon. Especially for U.S. women, who’ve long known that sizing just doesn’t add up. You could try on five pairs of size 8 jeans from five different stores, and they’d all fit completely differently—if they fit at all.

In 2015, Marvel Studios was at the height of its power. A second Avengers movie had proved the success of the first one wasn’t a fluke (even if “Age of Ultron” wasn’t quite as well-received). The Marvel Cinematic Universe was coasting towards another major crossover with “Captain America: Civil War,”…

If you establish yourself as a space emperor, you've gone too far.

This is just nice.

An Airbnb host had the shock of a lifetime when she saw how a group of 23-year-olds left her house after a birthday party. The damage the young women caused in the all-pink home she spent over a decade saving for and a year renovating purportedly cost her $100,000 of…

Finally, the dragons get their due.

A server warns customers to “keep some thoughts to [themselves]” after one table shared their unfiltered thoughts about her celebrity look-alike.

A Wisconsin man shared a wild “storytime” on TikTok about a moment where a worker refused to serve him at Taco Bell. In a video with 1.3 million views, @officialyoungsage shared his experience trying to get food with friends that led to a tense situation with a worker at an…

Oh my GOD.