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Florida woman attends Pilates session. Then the instructor shames her in front of the class: ‘Pilates is too expensive to be yelled at like that’

Pilates can be intimidating, especially in front of a class of other participants who seem to be able to contort themselves exactly right while you’re still figuring out the last movement. That’s why it’s so important to have a supportive instructor. However, one woman shares the shocking moment an instructor…

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Man forgets King’s Hawaiian rolls in the basement for 2 months. He can’t believe their state when he comes across it: ‘I no longer buy them’

Sometimes, it’s hard to tell when food has gone bad.

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Woman goes to designer stores in SoHo for work bag. She gets laughed out of every single one except Balenciaga

If you’re out on a shopping spree, the last thing you want is to be belittled by workers who don’t think you’re fancy enough to shop in their stores. Unfortunately, it can be tough to find a high-fashion space that’s also a judgment-free zone.

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Arizona woman gets picked up for first Tinder date. Then the man says the one thing you can’t on a first date: ‘My worst nightmare’

An Arizona woman got red flags before a bad first date. Then she went on it, and she realized just how unequal some dates feel.

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‘He knew he was CAUGHT’: Florida woman takes Lyft before international flight. Then the driver pulls away with her luggage in his car

Travelling to the airport is stressful enough—but losing all your possessions in the process takes that stress to another level.

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‘The Muppet Show’ Review: Our Beloved Muppets Are Back at the Perfect Time

What a perfect time for Kermit and the gang to return to us!

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Woody Allen’s Ex-Adoptive Daughter and Current Wife Sided With a Sexual Offender in Email to Jeffery Epstein

How unsurprising.

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Woman can’t wait to build new Lego set—until she opens the box and realizes she’s been bamboozled: ‘At least you know what you’re having for dinner’

Lego collectors have a problem—specifically, a pasta problem.

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‘I’m literally trying to do my job’: Couple walks into a bar, gives a bartender the worst time ever, then leaves her an infuriating message

We’ve all seen the “possessive partner” vibe turn a casual night out into a high-stakes psychological thriller. But for one bartender, a couple’s insecurity didn’t just ruin the atmosphere, it hit her self respect. Now, the internet is rallying behind her after she shared the absolute audacity of a note…

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‘Pillion’ May Be One of the Most Romantic Films of Our Time [REVIEW]

'Pillion' is a great time at the cinema.

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‘Chipotle, count your days’: Pittsburgh man furious with online order walks in to complain, ends up getting mansplained

If you’ve ever placed an online order at Chipotle, you know the drill. You pay the “convenience” tax, hit the “double protein” button like you’re winning a jackpot, and pray to the burrito gods that you don’t get skimped. Well, one Pittsburgh man just lived through our collective nightmare. And…

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Is Harrison Ford Ready to Retire?

The 'Shrinking' star's new comments have the Internet speculating.

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Man takes pregnant wife to get Buffalo Wings. Then he finds staff doing a food safety crime in the kitchen

We’ve all heard the horror stories about what happens behind the kitchen doors of our favorite chain restaurants. But usually, we like to live in blissful, sauce-covered ignorance. However, one man just blew the lid off the “back of house” secrets at Buffalo Wild Wings, and it’s enough to make…

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4 days before his inauguration, UAE royals invested $500 million in Trump’s crypto company. Now he’s pretending not to know a thing

A foreign royal family invests half a billion dollars into a president-linked crypto business days before he takes office. When asked about it, the president acts naive and starts talking about China. Diplomacy or deception?

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It’s Time You Guys Leave François Arnaud Alone

Enough.

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‘Glee’ Made Matthew Morrison Into a Household Name. Now He’s Doing Bizarre Concerts.

Why is he talking about 9/11?

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‘I thought that was bad luck’: Houston woman goes to Kay, Jared to try on engagement rings. The gag? She’s single

A Houston woman went to multiple jewelry stores, like Kay’s and Jareds to try on engagement rings. The best part? She’s single.

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2 friends, a doctor’s appointment, and a $350,000 jackpot — how being ‘at the right place at the right time’ comes a long way

A pair of friends from Illinois had one of their wildest dreams come true this week after they won a whopping $350,000 jackpot after purchasing a lottery ticket.

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The 10 Best Neo-Westerns of All Time

Six shooters? Ten-gallon hats? These genre staples are now genre suggestions.

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Darren Aronofsky Is Teaming Up With…AI?

Killing the planet for this is not art!

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So Is JK Rowling in the Epstein Files or What?

Jeffery Epstein really wanted to see Cursed Child.

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United Airlines plane full of families leaves Orlando for Chicago. Then the flight goes sideways for 8 hours: ‘They haven’t let us off’

The U.S. has been experiencing extreme winter weather, with icy conditions recently spreading even across southern states.

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Florida woman places Walmart curbside pickup to save some time. Jokes on her when she sees the wait time: ‘I canceled and went to Publix’

Ever since the pandemic, curbside pickup has become a popular option for shoppers across the country.

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Can you put a hold on items at Kohl’s? Woman tries with viral ‘spicy’ book blanket: ‘She asked her manager’

Few online communities are forces to be reckoned with quite as fiercely as BookTok. Famed for its buying power and proclivity toward impassioned fandom, BookTok has been driving literary pop culture for years now—particularly regarding the “romantasy” genre.

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Woman’s hair wouldn’t stop falling out in clumps. Then she takes a look at her Dove shampoo + conditioner: ‘Me buying these literally today’

Hair falling out is the stuff of nightmares, literally. So much so that there are now entire industries marketing to both men and women for thickening hair, fixing receding hairlines, promoting hair health, and more. As a result, it’s no surprise that anytime someone online has a hairy horror story…

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