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Hakeem Jeffries is taking down all MAGA maniacs, one at a time. After challenging Republican Speaker Mike Johnson on Tuesday for a debate, the House minority leader has now taken down Mike Lawler.

A Texas teacher just filed a police report against one of her students after they allegedly stole a Hello Kitty Funk-pop. Many commenters wondered if it was “that serious” or worth filing, but others thought that the punishment fit the crime. 

Throughout his presidential campaign and after his win, Donald Trump has maintained a very pro-religion, pro-Christian and pro white American stance. However, two of those positions are now under question as the US president continues his relentless efforts at bringing the country’s population under his control, even if that entails…

Donald Trump has time and again proved his lack of humility and fragile ego, almost every time he has to face off against the press. This time, he attacked a senior White House correspondent at CNN.

I hope the cosplayers can remember the password.

There is plenty to see!

Children’s restaurant etiquette can be a divisive topic. However, as this TikTok demonstrates, it’s a conversation that absolutely needs to be had. In a viral video with 550,400 views, a child can be seen dipping what appears to be a straw into the water pitcher at a Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.…

Donald Trump, who has always scrutinized his political rival Joe Biden for being “slow,” just did the most dangerously incompetent thing a President could do: Post his private DM publicly.

As the government steps into the second week of its shutdown over the Democrats and Republicans not agreeing on a vital funding bill, workers everywhere continue to be affected by this deadlock. Several federal workers have been furloughed from their jobs during this temporary lapse in government functions, while others…

This DC crossover is literal decades in the making.

Since assuming office for a second term as President of the United States, Donald Trump has taken some questionable steps, leading America into a state of full chaos. First and foremost, from the beginning, he has been quite stern about his stance on immigrants, calling them “illegal aliens” who need…