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The president, who has been so bitter about Biden’s pardons, suddenly forgot the billionaire whom he pardoned eight days ago. “Coincidentally,” the billionaire’s company helped fuel the Trump family’s crypto boom just months ago. His selective amnesia clearly reeks of a blockchain of corruption, and he’s not even hiding it.

For ten years, Donald Trump has promised a healthcare plan that would be better and cheaper than Obamacare. During 60 Minutes on Oct. 31, he promised it again, right after admitting he still doesn’t have one.

An Oregon woman was astonished to find a pair of Nike joggers at Goodwill for $39.99. “Let me show you real quick how Goodwill has lost their minds,” said Courtney Knight (@courtneyrenee.k). She posted the clip to her platform, garnering 457,000 views in the span of four days.

It is no secret that the current President of the United States is not particularly fond of the immigrant population in his country. Time and again, he has made it clear through his xenophobic comments and actions that he absolutely despises them, despite his own wife having immigrant roots and…

Karoline Leavitt has already been labeled “a stone-cold liar,” but her nose doesn’t seem to stop growing. The White House Press Secretary has now come under public scrutiny after her comments about Trump’s riches went viral.

On day 31 of the government shutdown, Donald Trump decided to give America a house tour of his bathroom. When 42 million people are losing SNAP benefits the next day, his intellect told him it’s the best time to flaunt his riches.

For JD Vance, apparently, his wife, Usha Vance’s religion needs an upgrade for him to stay politically relevant. While speaking at a Turning Point event, he accidentally exposed how faith has become a tool for his political ambitions in MAGA land.

Every wedding has its hiccups, but this one looks straight out of a horror movie. A TikToker is going viral after posting a video of her best friend’s big day, starting with a full-blown disaster.

When you go to a restaurant, you expect a certain standard—even in casual dining spots like Chili’s. So, when TikToker Amy (@blessed_greatful_crazy) received her Classic Nachos order, she wasn’t particularly impressed.