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Donald Trump walked into the U.S.–Saudi Investment Forum, looked out at a room full of billionaires, and announced he was “very modest.” Ironically, that was right before he began bragging about his achievements.

We hate when it happens, but it’s almost inevitable that something will go wrong while traveling.

When a sandwich photo online promises a stacked creation with meats, melty cheese, and peppers piled high, a disappointment hits hard. That’s what happened to one Chicago man who says his Jimmy John’s order arrived looking…nothing like the ad.

Six seasons of prestige drama? No thanks.

Like are we being Punk'd?

In the later quarter of the year, retail workers unpack boxes of candy for shoppers celebrating the holidays. However, one worker reports noticing a strong chemical smell from many boxes of candy this year.

A Texas Olive Garden customer picks up her to-go order, including cheese sticks, breadsticks, salad, lasagna, and soup. However, she realizes she was charged a tip that she didn’t intend to leave.

Somehow, Deadpool isn't the most meta one here...

For someone who built their entire presidential campaign on the promise to release the Epstein Files if elected, Donald Trump seems to lack enthusiasm at the moment, especially as government representatives are on the verge of disclosing all the details of those infamous files. I’m not implying that his shift…