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Republican Thomas Massie and Democrat Ro Khanna are planning on bringing “inherent contempt” charges against the United States Department of Justice head, Pam Bondi, for her failure to maintain transparency in the Jeffrey Epstein case. The United States Representatives made this announcement while appearing on a news programme for CBS…

To be fair, I'd watch Christopher Nolan direct the phone book.

Donald Trump held a rally in Rocky Mount, North Carolina, on Friday night to talk about the economy. Or, at least, that was the pretense. In reality, he took several bizarre detours, one of which was his fondness for chair arms and disinterest in women.

The epic highs and lows of being a viral TikTok musician.

CVS introduced ExtraCare Plus, a paid loyalty program, in 2019. For a monthly or annual fee, CVS says ExtraCare Plus members get perks like 20% off CVS Health brand items, free same-day delivery on eligible prescriptions, free shipping on orders over $10, and access to a pharmacist helpline around the…

These new comics and graphic novels sound perfect.

Adding creamer to a cup of coffee can be a delicious pick-me-up to start the day. But this ordinary morning ritual can easily turn sour if there’s anything off-putting in the creamer bottle.

During Marco Rubio’s end-of-year press conference, a reporter raised a simple question about the Israel-Gaza war. If Trump brokered a ceasefire, why are Palestinian children still dying? But Rubio’s answer was a masterclass in how to praise a deal while admitting it’s a failure.

A mother went inside Walmart to get her daughter a Black Barbie doll. Then, she realized the store did not have any without disabilities.

It’s the holiday season—which means that everyone is in the market for stocking stuffers. If you’re still shopping for presents, you’ve probably come across some of the cheap electronics that now line the shelves of many major retailers, like Target.