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Rescue puppies get pizza topping names like bacon and cheese - but not pineapple

An adorable litter of puppies at Michigan Animal Rescue League have been named after pizza toppings, including Bacon, Onion and Olive - but a TikToker has spotted they controversially haven't named one 'pineapple'

Daily Mirror

For the sake of sensible gun laws, get past politics

A bipartisan group of senators is currently huddling in hopes of devising some kind of gun control compromise that can pass both houses. Godspeed to them. But I fear their efforts will fail in our ultra-polarized climate.

Chicago Sun-Times

‘No way to prevent this’: why the Onion’s gun violence headline is so devastating

After the latest mass shooting in Texas, the site, known for satire, opted for a layout that was ‘not a belly-laugh type joke’

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Commentary: Why The Onion’s take on the Uvalde shooting captures every parent’s worst nightmare

It’s the yellow caution tape that gets to me when I look at the pictures tweeted by the satirical website The Onion in the wake of the massacre at Robb Elementary School in Uvalde, Texas, yesterday. Emblazoned with the words “Sheriff’s Line Do Not Cross,” the yellow tape is draped…

Los Angeles Times

The Loop: Gun debate rages in US, Reconciliation Week arrives, and much of Australia set for wet winter

Get up to speed on today's headlines with The Loop.

ABC News

'The Onion' has republished a grim headline about mass shootings 21 times since 2014

The satirical news site publishes modified versions of the article after major mass shootings, always with the same headline: "No Way To Prevent This,' Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens."

WEKU

Finding humor in Ukraine war? It's (always) the Onion's way

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Russia Ukraine War Advisory

Russian and Ukrainian negotiators are meeting in Turkey. Present in the room is also the sanctioned Russian oligarch and owner of Chelsea soccer club, Roman Abramovich.

The Independent UK

Drug dealer's gang busted after he carved his nickname and address into a tree

Shane Unwin scratched his nickname - Onion - and the name of his estate into a tree branch at a spot his gang often met customers

Liverpool Echo

Top editorial staff leaving A.V. Club entertainment site after refusing to relocate from Chicago to new offices in LA

Top editorial staff at the Chicago-based A.V. Club, a sister publication to The Onion, are exiting the entertainment website en masse after refusing a mandatory relocation to new offices in Los Angeles.

Chicago Tribune

Why publisher of the Onion, A.V. Club is battling WGA, East

Katie Rife, a senior writer for entertainment site the A.V. Club, was working past midnight on a review last week when her friend sent her a text. It was a posting for her job.

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