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Sound the alarm for a KemiKaze breakfast, then hit snooze for the Starmer roadshow

It’s local elections week and the party leaders are putting their faces out there, whether we want to see them or not

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Starmer sails through PMQs as Badenoch fails to get out of the blocks again

It’s almost as if KemiKaze herself believes Labour’s mantra that the Tories are the source of all hopelessness

The Guardian - UK

A defeated KemiKaze offers less opposition than Starmer’s own MPs

All the fight seems to have gone out of the opposition leader, but mood on Labour’s backbenches is frosty over benefit cuts

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Starmer gives lesson in law 101 as KemiKaze crashes and burns again

The Tory leader seems to be getting worse by the week – who knew thinking up a few coherent questions was so hard?

The Guardian - UK

KemiKaze shows she doesn’t do sorry in first broadcast as Tory leader

She longs to distance herself from Boris, Liz and Rishi – but it’s as if she has given up already

The Guardian - UK

KemiKaze’s best PMQs by far leaves Starmer entirely unruffled

The Tory leader managed to devote all six questions to one subject, even if it was one she didn’t know much about

The Guardian - UK

KemiKaze’s ‘relaunch’ speech reveals a Tory leader already out of ideas

Kemi Badenoch says she’s sorry not sorry for the mess left by 14 years of the Tories, but offers no clue of how to dig us out of it

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Labour could hardly have written KemiKaze a better script – and she blew it

Tory cheers were just a muted, half-arsed Pavlovian response as their leader failed to land a single punch on the PM

The Guardian - UK

Tories’ Pavlovian response to Elon Musk’s tweets leads to shameless PMQs

Kemi Badenoch wanted an inquiry because she wanted an inquiry. Why was that difficult to understand?

The Guardian - UK

Waspi women hand KemiKaze a gift, which she fails to unwrap

Labour’s Christmas announcement of no compensation for pension changes is poor politics, but Badenoch bodged the argument

The Guardian - UK

The Tories are living in an echo chamber with Kemi Badenoch as its mouthpiece

KemiKaze neither listens nor learns as she loses to Keir Starmer week after week at prime minister’s questions

The Guardian - UK

Kemi Badenoch is her own worst enemy … and a gift for Keir Starmer and Labour

PMQs takes detailed preparation, timing and a razor-sharp mind – none of which the leader of the opposition has yet demonstrated

The Guardian - UK

Post Office inquiry is treated to KemiKaze at her brittle, narcissistic worst

Where others began by expressing regret over the Horizon scandal, Kemi said nothing. Because she feels nothing

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Hypocrisy, student politics and scoring cheap points: Kemi gets to work at PMQs

Tory leader makes clear on her debut that there will be no situation she is not capable of making worse

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Badenoch plucks Patel, Jenrick and Stride from the Tories’ tiny gene pool of talent

James Cleverly has the right idea – sit tight until the new leader of the opposition crashes and burns of her own accord

The Guardian - UK

The law of averages has let everyone down in Tory leadership race

Badenoch and Jenrick appeal to worst instincts of Tory members, though few seem to care about what is clearly a temporary appointment

The Guardian - UK

Digested week: My cardio rehab is done, and my dog’s joint care chews are a miracle

Labour lets the Taylor Swift story rumble on, while KemiKaze, Honest Bob and Spurs just leave you feeling indifferent

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KemiKaze and Honest Bob are let loose on GB News where they can’t do any harm

Badenoch fared slightly better in the TV special for the two Tory leadership candidates than Jenrick, who is the party’s very own hollow man

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KemiKaze lies low, letting Honest Bob talk himself into losing Tory leadership race

Robert Jenrick’s ‘slightly clearer vision’ for the Conservatives is not wowing anyone while Kemi Badenoch is being kept out of sight to stop her upsetting anyone else

The Guardian - UK

‘It’s great to be here’: watching the Tories turning farce into annihilation

After Tory MPs send their vaguely normal candidate packing, all the rest of us can do is applaud them for their comic timing

The Guardian - UK

The Tory leadership contest continues to deliver – for Labour

James Cleverly had been the one Tory talking a small amount of sense, so of course he lost to Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick

The Guardian - UK

Is this the Tory leadership race or the seventh circle of hell?

The woeful standard of wannabe leaders – KemiKaze, Jimmy Dimly, Honest Bob – proves the Tories’ masochistic need to be abused

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