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‘It’s great to be here’: watching the Tories turning farce into annihilation

After Tory MPs send their vaguely normal candidate packing, all the rest of us can do is applaud them for their comic timing

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The Tory leadership contest continues to deliver – for Labour

James Cleverly had been the one Tory talking a small amount of sense, so of course he lost to Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick

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Is this the Tory leadership race or the seventh circle of hell?

The woeful standard of wannabe leaders – KemiKaze, Jimmy Dimly, Honest Bob – proves the Tories’ masochistic need to be abused

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In search of clout in Tory race, Jimmy Dimly brings on the Shappster

There is still fun to be had in Westminster as James Cleverly and Kemi Badenoch kickstart their leadership campaigns

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Finding Labour a bit dull? Fear not, the Tory fun factory is gearing up again

And the best news is, the leadership contenders can no longer do any harm to anyone but themselves

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The power of Rish! All this self-inflicted damage takes a level of slapstick genius

The gambling saga might have been a three-day scandal. Instead he’d let it rumble on until he was almost on his knees

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It’s Jimmy Dimly again for Sunday’s TV interviews as Hunt for Jeremy goes on

Just when you’d expect the Tories to be gearing up for one final election push, their big beasts have gone missing

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Jimmy Dimly shows us how to serve by fronting up latest Tory gimmick

Home secretary sent out to explain why national service is a great idea that has nothing to do with luring Reform voters

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Rish! cowers in No 10 as mob demands peace in lawless London

Prime minister suffers acute fear and loathing whichever side of the looking-glass he chooses to live in

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Don’t worry, little people. Nicola Sturgeon can run this Covid inquiry for you

What about these missing WhatsApp messages? Who better to decide what is relevant than the former first minister herself?

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Jimmy Dimly lights our way to the glorious gospel of Rish!

The home secretary, faithful apostle of an unerring PM, imparted new principles of truth for a new year to his doubtful listeners

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Rwanda bill has Tories outcompeting each other to new levels of insanity

Not even the death of an asylum seeker on the Bibby Stockholm can rein in MPs’ fervour to trample over the international law

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Jimmy Dimly pretends he’s serious about fantasy Rwanda treaty

Home secretary manages to keep straight face as he claims government is not ‘in search of easy answers or quick publicity’

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Sunak and his useful idiots pile reset upon reset in race to oblivion

Sent out to front up on immigration, James Cleverly claimed the old plan had been nothing to do with the PM

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Let off lightly on migration, Cleverly is brought back for a sorry farce

Jimmy Dimly was prepared only to apologise for things he hadn’t said – how dare anyone doubt his word

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James Cleverly lines up with post-truth brigade on Rwanda shambles

Any uncomfortable facts can simply be airbrushed out of history by an act of parliament, Jimmy Dimly reveals

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The Great Jimmy Dimly does the real diplomatic donkey work – in his dreams

The foreign secretary, James Cleverly, claims he’s making a difference in the Middle East but barely has a walk-on part

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Rishi Sunak excels in his summer job of making Tories look unelectable

PM’s autumn agenda will be one of desperate hope after months of one bad headline after another

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Is there no end to Tory MPs’ sexual misconduct?

A member caught watching porn on his phone in the Commons joins the roll call of members accused of shameful behaviour

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