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The Latest Breaking News from Honest Bob

Digested week: My cardio rehab is done, and my dog’s joint care chews are a miracle

Labour lets the Taylor Swift story rumble on, while KemiKaze, Honest Bob and Spurs just leave you feeling indifferent

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KemiKaze and Honest Bob are let loose on GB News where they can’t do any harm

Badenoch fared slightly better in the TV special for the two Tory leadership candidates than Jenrick, who is the party’s very own hollow man

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Sunak has checked out, leaving Starmer looking even more startled than usual

Forget the Taylor Swift debacle or broken promises over national insurance, Rish! just wanted to ask about China

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KemiKaze lies low, letting Honest Bob talk himself into losing Tory leadership race

Robert Jenrick’s ‘slightly clearer vision’ for the Conservatives is not wowing anyone while Kemi Badenoch is being kept out of sight to stop her upsetting anyone else

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‘It’s great to be here’: watching the Tories turning farce into annihilation

After Tory MPs send their vaguely normal candidate packing, all the rest of us can do is applaud them for their comic timing

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The Tory leadership contest continues to deliver – for Labour

James Cleverly had been the one Tory talking a small amount of sense, so of course he lost to Kemi Badenoch and Robert Jenrick

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Is this the Tory leadership race or the seventh circle of hell?

The woeful standard of wannabe leaders – KemiKaze, Jimmy Dimly, Honest Bob – proves the Tories’ masochistic need to be abused

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Moderation out and madness to the fore in the Tories’ Birmingham echo chamber

With the leadership contenders vying to out-crazy each other, it was Boris – well it would be, wouldn’t it – who outdid them all

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Tories think being weird makes them interesting, but it just makes them weird

The general election loss should have given Tory leadership hopefuls pause. Instead they’re doubling down on the oddness

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Finding Labour a bit dull? Fear not, the Tory fun factory is gearing up again

And the best news is, the leadership contenders can no longer do any harm to anyone but themselves

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No rest for the winners: business secretary rushed on to Sunday politics shows

Just 40 or so hours into his role, Jonathan Reynolds sounded much more sensible than anything we’ve heard in recent years

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Tories reach new levels of derangement as MPs debate Rwanda bill

Nothing illustrates party’s ongoing meltdown better than its obsession with scheme that is never going to work

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Sulky Sunak solves everything with a panicky press conference

Rishi Sunak had a full-blown toddler tantrum speaking to the media as he railed against an unfair world

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Jimmy Dimly pretends he’s serious about fantasy Rwanda treaty

Home secretary manages to keep straight face as he claims government is not ‘in search of easy answers or quick publicity’

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Let off lightly on migration, Cleverly is brought back for a sorry farce

Jimmy Dimly was prepared only to apologise for things he hadn’t said – how dare anyone doubt his word

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Back from California and Rish! is already drained. Bring on the election

Tired of looking happy and as if he actually cares, the prime minister is ready to be a free man once more

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Suella’s symposium of stupidity delivers blue-sky thinking on asylum seekers

Home secretary assembles the feeblest minds in the country to find someone else to blame for government failures

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Jenrick stepped up to the dispatch box. Cometh the hour, cometh the halfwit

Honest Bob was all heart. It was actually compassionate to deport as many asylum seekers as possible

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