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It's your fault for believing in the Empire!

Old Navy just got some Black Mirror–esque technology. In a viral TikTok, Kallie Ann (@kalliefoodie) shares that she is in the Old Navy fitting room when she notices something peculiar.

“I’ve always been a Croc buyer for my kids, but hands down, I will forever buy them Crocs for all of the rest of their lives.” That’s the sentiment mom of five and Texas Roadhouse worker Alison (@debtfreewithali) expressed in a viral TikTok video. She explains that it’s because the…

Skyrocketing grocery prices have many people scrambling to find ways to save money on food. They’re shopping sales, buying generic, and patronizing discount stores in an effort to make their dollars and cents stretch a little further at the grocery store.

When you spend over $5,000 on an engagement ring, you expect it to last—especially if it’s a secure setting like a bezel set. However, one bride-to-be learned the hard way that she had been wrongly influenced and ended up sorely disappointed because of it. 

See Mission: Impossible - The Final Reckoning on the biggest screen possible. You won't regret it.

Philosophically depressing and aesthetically on point? It's cyberpunk!

Unlike "There and Back Again" by a certain hobbit, these fantasy books are actually complete.