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It’s always unsettling when something inexplicable happens to you. But when something bizarre happens to your child? That’s a whole other fear brought to life.

There’s political propaganda, and then there’s the president of the United States uploading a video of himself dropping sh*t on his own citizens. When America is already rigged with questions of power and democracy, the latest stunt from Donald Trump feels less like a meme and more like a mirror.

Just hours after Donald Trump insisted on national television that “I’m not a king,” the White House’s official X account posted an AI-generated image of Trump and his loyalist J.D. Vance wearing golden crowns. Apparently, the monarchy thing was too tempting to resist.

A New York-based single father says he was horrified when his basement began to flood as his water boiler broke. However, after receiving service from 1-Tom-Plumber, he believes the company overcharged him.

Nothing kills an appetite faster than catching the host flossing with her fingernail. A South Carolina woman is going viral after filming a restaurant employee casually picking food out of her teeth mid-shift with a text overlay stating, “This is why I HATE eating out.”

A DoorDash driver just got removed from the platform after reporting her sexual assault to the company. Many people are wondering, what’s wrong with DoorDash? 

It is a tradition to have an assortment of sweets at birthday parties: cupcakes, cookies, ice cream, and, of course, the iconic cake as the centerpiece. Typically, the icing is a favorite for cake fans. However, is there such a thing as too much frosting? One woman believes so, calling…

We all know the experience of pulling up a rideshare app, going to call a ride, then realizing that the Uber is way more expensive than you thought.

A TikTok content creator is warning her audience to be “careful” after consuming a few Monster energy drinks she posits are counterfeit. In a video with over 27,000 views, @thriftybuzinezz explained how she noticed a difference between cans with green and metallic-colored tabs.