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A first date is basically like a job interview. Except that the job you’re interviewing for is a relationship. Naturally, people typically try to put their best foot forward, particularly if they’re interested in the person.

Costco is well-known for its God-tier return policy. The renowned lenient policy made headlines last year after folks tested just how far the warehouse club would go to keep customers happy. Shoppers were caught returning 5-year-old mattresses, playsets that had outgrown the kids, and even a charred grill.

One man recently accepted a peculiar fast food challenge: go to Arby’s and get the “least ordered item.” The sandwich has him rethinking everything he knows about Arby’s.