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Rockstar Lestat is my 2026 vibe

Sometimes, marital budgeting meetings end with spreadsheets and sighs, not scissors and a full-blown identity crisis. One woman took “we need to cut expenses” a little too literally after her husband axed her $400 biweekly salon visits.

Is it April yet?!

Cue up Paramore's "Decode"...

Olive Garden breadsticks have been a staple for decades. As soon as customers sit down, servers deliver a basket of them. Naturally, you might reach for one and expect warm, fluffy, cylindrical-shaped pieces of bread. Instead, what this woman received was a basket of bewilderment.

When renting a storage unit, at worst, you expect to sweep out some abandoned junk the last renter forgot about.

After the U.S. strikes on Venezuela and the capture of Nicolas Maduro, a big question mark hung over the country’s future. Naturally, the press asked President Donald Trump about the new leadership order in Venezuela. His answer? A shot-off version of “I’m the new king”: We’re in charge.

Fresh off a U.S. strike that toppled Venezuela, the Trump administration is already scanning the neighborhood for its next target. A day after capturing Nicolas Maduro, Marco Rubio handed us the next chapter in this geopolitical sitcom: Cuba.

Three Chicago women received Lululemon gift cards from Walgreens for Christmas, only to open them and realize someone had already opened them. The women cite a gift card scam as the reason why they weren’t able to make any purchases with the cards, with it being unclear if they ever…