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Donald Trump clarifies ‘whole milk’ starts with a ‘w,’ but he’s the only one who could think otherwise

On Jan. 14, Donald Trump sat in the Oval Office and explained to the nation that “whole milk” starts with a “W.” Yes, that was his message while signing the Whole Milk for Healthy Kids Act into law.

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‘Probably needed a drink too’: Ministers of Denmark and Greenland took a public smoke break after listening to Rubio and Vance’s bullshit

Diplomacy is usually built on handshakes, careful language, and controlled expressions. What diplomatic meetings are not usually followed by is a visible coping mechanism: a smoke break. But that’s exactly what Denmark and Greenland officials had to resort to.

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Finally, Glen Powell & J.J. Abrams’ Movie Has a Title and Release Date

Plus, a new 'Conjuring' movie!

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Dallas home inspector works on million-dollar house. Then he fills up the tub: ‘Some inspectors may not fill them up all the way’

What’s better: A new house, or an old house?

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GameStop Proved They Don’t Know Video Games With Their Lara Croft Tweet

Maybe focus on your own business?

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‘Do you play me for a fool?’: NYC woman picks up Zara dress at Salvation Army. Its price tag has her accusing the thrift store of ‘losing its mind’

A New York City woman walks into the Salvation Army and picks up a pink Zara dress with its original tags still intact. She can’t believe how much the thrift chain wants to charge for the donated dress.

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New York server overhears a couple at dinner. It’s a nice date at first—then she freezes: ‘Are you OK?’

You never go out to dinner with your partner planning to fight. Most of the time, you’re hoping for a calm night, decent food, and a break from whatever chaos has been building during a busy week.

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So Sinners Was Almost Not the Only Vampire Movie in the Awards Conversation This Year

What a bite

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‘WHO DID THIS’: Woman notices Barnes & Noble has a Charlie Kirk section with a right-wing grift description. It’s not the only location

Barnes Noble may be a battleground for an unforeseen landscape: politics. Or at least, that was the impression one woman got when she walked into her local store, only to find a particularly charged, curated selection of right-wing adjacent books waiting for her.

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The 10 Best Queer Horror Movies of All Time

What's campier than blood and body parts?

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Yes, I Will Be Sat for the Glen Powell Killing His Family for Money Movie

Give him his money!

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‘He gives Brian Laundrie vibes babe’: Woman goes through live-in boyfriend’s phone. Then she finds ‘Lauren Florida’

Infidelity is an issue that affects plenty of relationships. While cheating can feel devastating and deeply isolating, it’s also not uncommon.

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Tomb Raider’s First Look at Sophie Turner as Lara Croft Has Us Confused

Ohhhhh we're into this.

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“Guys, I Said No”: Tatiana Maslany Mocks the Made Up Rumors About She-Hulk’s Marvel Return

Calm down, MCU fans...

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Louisiana shopper stops woman at Dollar Tree. Then she changes her life with this little-known penny-item hack: ‘Love people who don’t gate keep’

Every day, we learn something new. Occasionally, it can be a cost-saving trick that is kept hush-hush. For this woman, the low-key hack she learned from a fellow Dollar Tree shopper is popular among bargain hunters: penny shopping.

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Orlando woman tries to return Alo item. Then the worker tells her it was already returned to a Miami mall she’s never been to

Return fraud is making an appearance going into 2026, with fraudsters figuring out new and increasingly convoluted schemes to acquire goods from clothing stores, retailers, and e-commerce platforms.

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Here Comes ‘The Bride!’ and Her New Trailer Is Perfect for ‘Frankenstein’ Fans

Here comes the Bride!

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California woman gets $400 Coach bag on sale for $200. So why is she returning it to get the Bleecker bag instead?: ‘Don’t return it, send it to me’

Buyer’s remorse doesn’t always hit because something is wrong with what you bought. Sometimes it hits because you see something else right after, and suddenly the original purchase doesn’t feel right anymore.

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Clear Eyes, Full Hearts, Can’t Lose With Kyle Chandler’s New Netflix Movie

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!

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‘You Do Not Have Free Will with a Loaded Gun to Your Head’: The Traitors UK Star Is Fighting to Ban Conversion Groups After Church Tried to ‘Cure’ Him

Who is The Traitors contestant Matthew Hyndman? And what is Ban Conversion Practices' mission?

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Marvel’s Half of the Superman/Spider-Man Crossover Has a Lot of Surprising Firsts

Is it April yet?

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Florida woman gets stuck in Aritzia shirt. Then the workers have to take extreme, embarrassing measures to get her out of it

Nothing humbles you quite like a $70 “effortless” top that turns into a fabric straitjacket. In a viral TikTok, a Florida woman casually strolls into Aritzia and later leaves without her dignity.

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’28 Years Later: The Bone Temple’ Review: A Perfect Entry Into the Franchise

'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' hits theaters on January 16

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‘This feels illegal’: Woman takes all new dates to Color Me Mine. Her ‘scheme’ has led to new, free dishware. Genius or diabolical?

A woman decides she wants a new set of dishware for her home but doesn’t want to pay for it. She comes up with a controverisal Hinge date “scheme” at pottery chain Color Me Mine to get her plates for free.

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‘What the F—k Is Going On’: The USDA Just Posted Trump with a Milk Mustache and Everyone Wishes They’d Never Seen It

The milk mustache Trump looks strikingly like... someone

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