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The Masked Singer Australia
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. And Thong was in fact bonafide Aussie legend all along. Yes, the rhyme was intentional.
Yes, actual Josie Alibrandi of fame. Nineties and noughties Aussie kids just let out a collective gasp.
And look, Miranda may not have won but she did actually win . There is a bonafide Australian screen icon on our hands here.
How can you not love that little Thong face? I’m dazzled by the smile.
The judge’s guesses for this one were, in a word, rogue.
insisted Thong was rapper , despite there being no rapping. In fact, Thong performed song ‘So What’. Not exactly an Azalea tune.
initially guessed , but then switched to at the last second. Both guesses were wrong so she shouldn’t feel too bad.
went for whereas guessed .
In maybe the tensest battle since the Australian Federal Election, Thong faced down against in the battle. I am only slightly devastated it wasn’t to ‘Thong Song’, but perhaps that would’ve been an unfair advantage.
The clues shrouding Thong’s real identity were:
Honestly, I think the clues confuse me more.
If you’re desperate for more Thong content, you can catch up on on .
Hughesy Iggy Azalea P!nk’s Chrissie Swan Carly Rae Jepsen Bindi Irwin Mel B Ruby Rose Abbie Chatfield Isla Fisher
Blowfly Sisqo’s
Clue 1: I’m Thong, and I’m elastic like rubber!
Clue 2: Nobody notices Thongs, that’s fine by me! It worked in my favour big time!
Clue 3: That looks tender.
Clue 4: My childhood dreams faded, but art can imitate life.
Clue 5: I love this car! It’s ageless and doesn’t need to spend much time in the garage.
Clue 6: I’m a cleanskin now, but I wasn’t always.
Clue 7: I’m Thong, and I will be champion again!
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