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Can't wait for the wise oracle to make the jaw-dropping announcement that fish can swim.

Certified hot girl Megan Thee Stallion will be starring in She-Hulk: Attorney at Law, which is most certainly exciting news for fans of both rap and the Marvel Cinematic Universe.In May, PEDESTRIAN.TV reported a spicy rumour making its way around the mill: that Stallion would be appearing on the show. But…

"This is just a small part of what we print re domestic violence, surprisingly I never get thanked for these."

Coburg locals laugh about Bin Chicken Island but very few know how the birds got there or why they stayed. Turns out, it's a sinister story.

"I have not received an apology from SONYA MODA nor has the brand reached out. In fact, I am still blocked."

Joe... no.

Drink spiking seems to be on the rise in Australia, especially in Victoria, so how do you know if you've been spiked and what should you do?

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