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Helldivers 2 Game Master Joel says sike, the previous Automaton force was "merely a vanguard," and now a massive fleet is assaulting Cyberstan and beyond

And you'll never guess what the next Major Order is

Helldivers 2 soldiers' Automaton-dismantling victory is bad news for Trophy hunters who need to wait for their return to Platinum the shooter

Helldivers 2 soldiers' Automaton-dismantling victory is bad news for Trophy hunters who need to wait for their return to Platinum the shooter

'Let's call it a draw' is now no longer attainable

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Coronation Street spoilers: Dee-Dee Bailey receives a DEATH THREAT!

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Helldivers 2 grunts have dismantled the Automatons and are squishing Terminids at pace, but can't help but fear Game Master Joel plans something horrid

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

With just 25% liberation after 28 hours, Helldivers 2 players worry for the new Major Order and its all-out assault on Automatons: "There's no chance we're doing this"

Progress isn't going as planned

Helldivers 2 Game Master Joel wants to crush the Automatons once and for all, with a new Major Order tasking players with liberating 3 planets in under 4 days

The Automatons have been pushed back to their final sector

“Every Layover Is A Date Night” Husband And Wife Fly Commercial Planes Together

Husband and wife met at the US Air Force and have been in love for 30 years - now they are flying planes together! The post “Every Layover Is A Date Night” Husband And Wife Fly Commercial Planes Together first appeared on Bored Panda.

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Latest Helldivers 2 Major Order: "Hold your ground" and defend Malevelon Creek, Ubanea, and Draupnir from Automaton counterattack [UPDATED]

Latest Helldivers 2 Major Order: "Hold your ground" and defend Malevelon Creek, Ubanea, and Draupnir from Automaton counterattack [UPDATED]

After taking Malevelon Creek, Helldivers 2 players now have to hold it, Ubanea, and Draupnir for over two days against Automaton counterattack.

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Helldivers 2 players return to site of their greatest defeat, as a new Major Order demands the liberation of Malevelon Creek

Helldivers 2 players return to site of their greatest defeat, as a new Major Order demands the liberation of Malevelon Creek

And it might be done within the next few hours.

I found Fake Joel, the viral Helldivers 2 hacker who rains unreleased vehicles from the sky and says players pay him to skip the grind

I found Fake Joel, the viral Helldivers 2 hacker who rains unreleased vehicles from the sky and says players pay him to skip the grind

A democracy officer will be knocking on my door any minute.

Helldivers 2's war on Automatons is going way too well, and new signs point to a major twist from Game Master Joel coming soon

Helldivers 2's war on Automatons is going way too well, and new signs point to a major twist from Game Master Joel coming soon

There's no way the latest Major Order is going to end cleanly

Helldivers 2 devs got a letter from Alan Wake himself, and it's great: "Their righteous crusade had spread like wildfire, gained thousands, millions of followers"

Helldivers 2 devs got a letter from Alan Wake himself, and it's great: "Their righteous crusade had spread like wildfire, gained thousands, millions of followers"

Alan Wake is a fan, now let's get him on the frontlines

Patriotic Helldivers 2 reporter determined to outsmart Game Master Joel has created a dedicated archive documenting all the twists and turns in the Galactic War

Patriotic Helldivers 2 reporter determined to outsmart Game Master Joel has created a dedicated archive documenting all the twists and turns in the Galactic War

Never miss out on a snippet of lore again

He's not all bad: Helldivers 2's D&D-style game master Joel joins a player's game, drops an unreleased vehicle, and then vanishes into the night

He's not all bad: Helldivers 2's D&D-style game master Joel joins a player's game, drops an unreleased vehicle, and then vanishes into the night

"I need to get back to work"

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Helldivers 2 marines have either completed the latest Major Order against all odds or are now unable to have sex because they haven't, and nobody knows which it is

How did we get here

Helldivers 2 devs tell players to put down the lightning guns to prevent the game from freezing, which sounds like a Terminid in disguise to me

In seriousness, these weapons are to blame for technical issues

Helldivers 2 community's ambitious plan to liberate 5 planets in 3 days in jeopardy as galactic war trackers catastrophically fail—but don't worry, Joel is on it

Today's patch is also causing new crashes, it seems.

In a rare message from Helldivers 2 Game Master Joel, Arrowhead confirms the war is bugged and not being tracked properly amid a spike in crashes after a new patch

Joel wants a fair fight, but the wrong kind of bug is causing a problem

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Helldivers 2 Game Master Joel claps back with a tough new major order: liberate 5 planets in 3 days to secure our "economic future"

Helldivers 2 players were just celebrating a win, but the fight is back on

High on managed democracy, Helldivers 2 soldiers taunt D&D-style Game Master Joel after liberating 6 planets, defending 2, and capturing 2 whole sectors in days

Fellow soldiers are responding with a 'please don't do that'

The Last of Us star Pedro Pascal says his Buffy role saved him from becoming homeless

Buffy the Vampire Slayer apparently saved Pedro Pascal’s career

Raunchy road movie Drive-Away Dolls from one half of the Coen brothers marks a new, queer era in comedy

Big Screen Spotlight | Lesbian road trip caper Drive-Away Dolls is a welcome callback to B-movies past

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Drive-Away Dolls review: a wild Sapphic joyride from the Coen Brothers

Is this the lesbian road movie we’ve all been screaming out for?

Helldivers 2 players are dousing planets in poison gas that Super Earth says will 'permanently' destroy the bugs, but we all know what Joel's really up to

Round up your co-op buddies and spray planet-wide insecticide to defend Super Earth's way of life.

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