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Your horoscope for 8-14 March

Spot-on horoscope for work, money, coupled & single life from famously accurate Guru's fortuneteller. Let's see how would you fare this week & beyond!

Note: is for work, is for money, is for coupled life and is for single life

Aries

Mar 21 - Apr 19

You'll be able to evade a serious issue and work with a happier heart next week. Everything goes your way. A negotiation that has gone on for weeks will finally be concluded. Business owners grin as they achieve their sale targets.

You're more prone to indulge in emotional eating. This may be exacerbated due to several parties you've been invited to. You may make new business connections that can be beneficial later.

Couples find more time to be sweet and romantic with each other. They get along better. Married couple may conceive a baby while long-term couples discuss a wedding plan.

Don't be a homebody. Dress up and go out. Say yes to a party that you've been invited to. You may meet your new love there.

Taurus

Apr 20 - May 20

You become more enthusiastic about your work and want to show office biggies your potential. You may decide to do something no one else has done before. Those in-between jobs will be offered a position purely because of their merit.

Your portfolio generates considerable amount of profits. You may decide to accept a freelance job or two to fund your next getaway.

A heart-to-heart is on the cards. You two will go over every issue in your relationship and come out the other side emotionally closer. Couples may start a business together.

You may fancy someone who works for the government. A nice date with them is also on the cards.

Gemini

May 21 - Jun 20

You'll be able to meet all deadlines. You may have to do business with a government agency or someone with high rank. Good news awaits you.

You manage your money really well. A payment due to you will arrive as expected. An older relative may give you an heirloom. What you lost will be returned to you.

Lovers bicker and banter in moderation. You may wake up with a few aches and pains after a night of being adventurous in bed.

Your chance of meeting Ms/Mr Right is very slim. If you've slept with someone already taken, you may be named and shamed on social media.

Cancer

Jun 21 - Jul 22

Brace yourself for a stressful week at the office. You may injure yourself while using a sharp object. Don't be a doormat. When someone is being nasty, call them on their s***. You get nowhere being nice all the time. Fight for what you know you deserve.

A former client or colleague may hook you with a sideline opportunity. Your debtor pays back small part of what they owe you. Keep prodding them if you want to be repaid in full.

Personal responsibilities and work consume most of your waking hours. However, you two are old enough to realise that sometimes love has to take a back seat.

Ladies, a police officer or a soldier of certain rank may fancy you. His influence may be beneficial to your business or career later on.

Leo

Jul 23 - Aug 22

A long-standing problem will soon be gone. You'll get things done quicker than usual. Someone whom you helped will return the favour. A business negotiation that has gone on for months will soon be finalised.

You may have to spend a lot of money to repair something necessary for your work. You may have to pay for a damage your relative caused.

Despite many fights next week, you two still love each other very much.

The fist impression you have for someone can be wrong. You may fall for someone whom you dislike at first.

Virgo

Aug 23 - Sep 22

You have a full plate and then some. You may be tasked to polish up half-baked jobs someone else left behind. Finding a partner to start a new project with or sponsor it may be difficult.

You may win a lucky draw or a small lottery. A payment that has been postponed once will finally arrive on time.

Don't try to advise your partner ways to fix their flaws -- regardless of how well-intended you think you are -- or else they'll avoid spending time with you. A dinner date may turn into a diarrhoea bout for both of you. Eww.

Your crush doesn't seem to notice you, even though you try to get to know them. You may wake up from a one-nightstand, only to find out that your smartphone is missing.

Libra

Sep 23 - Oct 22

You have a full plate and then some but you'll be able to keep everything under control. You'll have less problems to deal with next week. Ladies, a position or an award usually bestowed to men may go to you.

You make money hand over fist. Everything you do turns into successes, bringing you money. A financial negotiation will go your way. You also put more money into your rainy day fund.

Both of you manage time better and have time for each other more. It may be a good idea to discuss any issues in your relationship that you've swept under the rug.

Several people may DM you, asking if you're single. None of them really catches your attention though. You invest most of your time and effort into your work right now.

Scorpio

Oct 23 - Nov 21

You become more confident. You may overcome one of your fears and feel so proud of yourself. Your boss notices you perform better and may praise you in front of your colleagues. You may win a contest and receive a great prize.

A financial negotiation will go your way. You keep tracks of your income and spending so well that no satang is unaccounted for. A dispute over asset ownership will be resolved. You will find what you lost once you stopped looking for it.

Lovers try to keep their communication more positive, avoiding topics such as office drama and social ills. They grow closer emotionally. A dinner date (or two) is on the cards.

You finally get to go out with someone whom you've fancied for a long time. This may be a uni senior that you've recently reconnected with.

Sagittarius

Nov 22 - Dec 21

Several things may not go as planned and you may have to deal with unexpected issues. You have a hard time adapting to new changes. Think twice before you communicate or else what you write or say may come back to haunt you.

You may fall behind with your savings goal, thanks to small but many bills. Someone may try to steal money from you. Freelancers, someone may flat-out refuse to pay for the work you did for them. Don't let them get away with this.

Lovers understand each other more. Your partner may bring you good news or offer a solution to your serious problem.

Your friend plays cupid. They introduce you to several eligible people but none impresses you. You're preoccupied with work.

Capricorn

Dec 22 - Jan 19

So many problems are coming your way. Stay calm and tackle them one by one. Prioritise your tasks and complete what's more important first. Your haters want to see you fail but don't let them have the satisfaction. You can do it!

Business owners, you earn just enough revenues to keep your business afloat. You may have to pay for something you don't see coming. What you lost may never be returned.

Lovers forgive each other over a past wrong. They manage to find time to be together more.

A friend who promised to look out for eligible singles for you may end up dating someone they first intended to introduce to you.

Aquarius

Jan 20 - Feb 18

A conversation with someone you'll meet for the first time may spark something in you and leave you less worried about your own life. Your team may produce a masterpiece and receive praises.

Beware of pickpockets. Be careful when you transfer money online. Knowing your wants from needs is the first step of becoming more financially stable. You have no luck when it comes to games of chance.

Lovers hit the gym together more than usual. They also become intimate more, too.

An admirer of the same sex is on the cards for you. You may end up in bed with a friend after a bar crawl.

Pisces

Feb 19 - Mar 20

A colleague or a junior who shares many traits with you may join your team. They'll prove to be a great help, speeding things up for you. Your creative juice flows so freely, resulting in better quality in your work.

Business owners enjoy increasing revenues after obtaining new customer base. You have many bills to pay for but won't be strapped for cash later.

Lovers put more effort to being kind and seeing things from the other's perspective. They may receive a couples gift or good news together.

You may meet someone interesting but realise you don't have enough time to pursue a relationship with them at this juncture in your life.

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