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Perhaps having had a sneak preview of Iain Duncan Smith's report on the marvels of marriage - and the fiscal benefits that should be rained down on those entering into, and remaining in, wedlock - Prison Break's Wentworth Miller reveals that he's keen to settle down with a family.
"A wife and kids is definitely something I'm looking forward to experiencing in the very near future," he says of the prison-plans body tattoo and voice so lovely it makes you a bit warm downstairs.
As rumour has wreathed around Miller in the manner of Hollyoaks actresses and Manchester United footballers, this admission of his marital aspiration is something of a relief. Most of said speculation has concerned his nipples and how spooky it is that they were exactly where the drains were in the prison, and so could be flawlessly incorporated into the tattooed schematic. Some, though, has focused on his sexuality.
Happily, then, any thought of man-on-man action involving Wentworth is but a figment of fevered imaginations and can be banished to the darker corners of the internet where slash fiction festers. IDS will surely be delighted that Miller wants to experience a wife and kids. Of course, the question is, whose?
