Final Destination is basically a survival guide for Australia. Everything’s trying to kill you, so you need to be extra careful. The iconic movie series raised us to be cautious, which has probably saved us more times than we know.
It taught us lessons like not tailgating log trucks after witnessing the mass deaths in Final Destination 2. And we’re not going anywhere near a tanning bed after those poor girls were cooked alive in Final Destination 3.
@freshhorror Everyone still switches lanes if they’re behind a log truck right??? #finaldestination #finaldestinationbloodlines #horrortok #scarymovie #filmclips #movieclip #fyp #horrormovies #horrorfilms ♬ original sound – Fresh Horror
25 years after the first movie, we’re back in Final Destination Bloodlines, which hits cinemas on May 15 (with advance screenings on May 9 and 10). The plot follows a college student who can’t stop dreaming about gruesome deaths. She goes back home to figure out what’s going on, only to find out that death runs in the family.
By the looks of the trailer, death is out for blood as this feels more gory than the entire series combined. Death’s creativity never ceases to amaze me… just take the lawnmower scene below.
While we wait for Final Destination Bloodlines to come to cinemas, here’s what we reckon the Aussie movies would look like.
1. Tourists attacked by drop bear
How could I do an Aussie Final Destination death list and not include our beloved koala?
Picture this: a tourist steals a baby koala. Bad idea, chump. You might think that chlamydia is what kills them, but guess what? The drop bear gets them in the end.
Talk about bad karma.
@croc.turnbull Drop bears are real. Heres proof. #dropbear #australia🇦🇺 #askanyaussie #fyp #viral ♬ original sound – Croc Turnbull 🇦🇺
2. Trampled by a run club in Coogee
Run clubs have taken over our FYP, so let’s see how they run out of this death, shall we?
A douchy boyfriend drags his girlfriend to a run club after making fun of her weight. Hate him already. She goes to hit him with her car on the way out, but he bends down to tie his shoes and is bowled over by runners in Coogee — who trample him to death.
We’ve got you, queen.
@corporate.sween Rule #3 is the most important rule #running #runclub #runner #runners #nyc #brooklyn #manhattan ♬ original sound – corporate sween
3. Eyes plucked out by a plover
Plovers have been my worst fear since birth, honestly. Like, what do you mean they have hooks on their wings??
A man crushes a plover’s eggs — so the plover plucks out his eyes in return.
Fair enough.
@australianbirdcams Replying to @Aeneflaede #plover #foryou #australianbirdcams #spurs #reunited #fyp ♬ original sound – Australian Bird & Kangaroo Cam
4. Choked on a Bubble O’Bill gumball
This is actually a genuine fear of mine.
A babysitter eats the parents’ Bubble O’Bill and then blames it on the kid, who gets told off. The babysitter is meant to get stuck in the walk-in freezer, only to choke on the gumball instead.
I guess you could say… she got her just deserts.
@heatherandbradley Who is Bubble o Bill ? 🤷🏼♀️ #bubbleobill #australia #britsinaustralia #youbestbelieveit #ukvsaustralia #landdownunder #foodhaul #snack ♬ original sound – Heather&Brad
5. Melted in a hot car
Melting in a car is an Aussie rite of passage, just not this severely.
We watch a businesswoman cut off an ambulance in traffic, blocking it from getting to the hospital. The person sadly passes away, and death gets revenge by locking her in the hot car. The businesswoman burns alive, and the ambulance can’t get to her in time. RIP.
The moral of the story is: don’t be a d*ck in traffic (you never know when you might need help).
@tobyrozario My seatbelt today is the temperature of 1000 suns ☀️ #australia #australiansummer #melbourne #melbourneweather #hotcar #hotseatbelt ♬ original sound – ZARBO
6. Barbecue explodes at Bunnings
Being denied a snag on a weekend trip to Bunnings is every Aussie’s worst nightmare. Oh, and the barbecue exploding is scary too, of course.
@partyshirt Miss the onion on top
♬ original sound – X & Ivy
7. Suffocated by a CoolCabana
Whether you love or hate CoolCabanas, we can all agree that they take up a lot of space.
The scene starts with a family asking a local to move her CoolCabana, so they have space to sit at the beach. She pretends not to hear them and proceeds to get stung by a box jellyfish. She has a premonition of her death and then is asked by the family again. She still says no, and her tent falls down and suffocates her.
Share the beach, peeps.
@chrissyjamo Insane!! #fyp #foryou #foryoupage #noosa #noosaheads #beach #sunshinecoast #fypageシ #aussie #trending #fun #mumsoftiktok #noosamainbeach #funny #laugh #pov ♬ Excuse me BRUHH – Castro🇭🇹
8. Mouth burnt off by meat pie
No matter how hot a meat pie is, I will never wait until it cools down.
A street dog makes puppy eyes at tradies who are holding meat pies. They tease the dog and then go to eat it in the starving dog’s face. The bakery owner witnesses this and quickly takes their meat pies away, saying that it’s a bad batch. Instead, the owner gives them meat pies that are burning hot — watching them melt their mouths off.
The dog eats the meat pie evidence and lives happily ever after with the bakery owner. The end.
@breepizza7 When you eat a meatpie right of of the oven. #CapCut #meatpie #pie #food #hotfood #burning #meatpietrend #trending #moodfood ##greenscreenvideo #breepizza7 ♬ original sound – 🍕Breepizza🍕
9. Fight to the death over who owns the Pavolova
Aussies and Kiwis have been fighting over who owns the Pavlova for decades. It’s time to settle this debate once and for all.
The scene is set at a barbecue, where an Aussie walks in with a Pavlova, only to find out that a Kiwi has already brought one. A riot breaks out, only for a Brit to butt in that they don’t actually like Pavlova. Gasp. The Aussie and Kiwi then band together to fight them — mowing them down with a lawnmower. Oops.
@josiahhein Australian Pavlova #pavlova #australia #dessert ♬ original sound – Josiah Hein
Even though we probably won’t see these Aussie deaths on screen, you will be able to witness the lawnmower scene in Final Destination Bloodlines.
If you’re new to the fandom — the movie follows an entirely new plotline (so you don’t need to watch the rest).
Catch the must-see horror film Final Destination Bloodlines on May 15, only in cinemas, with advance screenings on May 9 and 10.
Image Credits: Final Destination Bloodlines, Reddit.
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