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Twelve days of Kitschmas

Twelve days of Kitschmas
Ship of Fools' website editors Steve Goddard and Simon Jenkins with a bottle of Popes' cologne and a St Sebastian pin cushion Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day one: St Sebastian pin cushion Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day two: Maria memory stick Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day three: Huggable urn for storing ashes Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day three: Huggable urn for storing ashes Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day four: Coffin glamour calendar Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day five: Vatican board game Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day five: Vatican board game Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day six: Holy Ghost tees Photograph: freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day seven: Christ on a bike Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day eight: The Pope's cologne Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day nine: Jerusalem compass Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day ten: The Good Book which contains a hidden flask Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day ten: The Good Book which contains a hidden flask Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day eleven: holy toast Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day twelve: thongs of praise Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
Twelve days of Kitschmas
Day thirteen: walled nativity Photograph: Martin Godwin/freelance
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