Some spam I just received:
Greetings from the Illuminati World Elite Empire.
We extend this invitation to individuals who are ambitious, talented, and determined to rise above limitations. The Illuminati offers a gateway to fame, wealth, power, influence, and both spiritual and physical protection. Whether your goals lie in business, politics, the arts, or personal empowerment, becoming a member of the Illuminati will grant you access to life-changing opportunities. Upon initiation, you will receive countless benefits, including profound knowledge, influential global connections, and an immediate cash reward of $2.5 million USD to recognize your commitment to the Brotherhood.
Please note:
This message is part of our exclusive recruitment campaign, which concludes next month. This opportunity is extended only to serious and dedicated individuals. If you are not committed to joining the Illuminati Empire, we respectfully ask that you do not respond. Our organization values loyalty above all. Are you ready to embrace the path of power and enlightenment? If so, reply directly to our official recruitment email [e-mail address omitted -EV]
I feel so honored!
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