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The Guardian - UK
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Monkey

This is Sports Desk

Listening to Radio Five Live last night, Monkey thought he had accidentally tuned in to Alan Partridge on Radio Norwich. Or perhaps Chris Morris on Brass Eye. Sports reporter Pat Murphy was interviewing Joe Elliott (chairman of Coventry City, not frontman of Def Leppard - at least, we don't think they are the same person) about the football club's current financial woes. "The clock is ticking," asked Murphy. "How loudly is it ticking?" Elliott joined in the spirit of things, saying it was ticking "very fast". Hmm, right. Murphy then moved on to the subject of finding a buyer. "Any chance of a nibble ... or a large bite?" He forgot to ask: what about a gentle chew?

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