'The die is cast ... world cup is coming,' broods Alfonso ElviraPhotograph: Photomontage'England may need a different kind of miracle this summer …' warns Rhys ProbertPhotograph: Photomontage'It's all a bit too much for poor old Sepp as, in a foie gras and Bollinger-fuelled episode, he somewhat misses the point' chortles Andrew PenprazPhotograph: Photomontage
'If you can't stand the heat, get out of the World Cup,' says Will Buckland, in Hollywood voiceover modePhotograph: Photomontage'England's Rumble in the Jungle against Italy: a prediction,' sniggers Matt ByronPhotograph: Phomontage'You had one job, Sepp. One job' points out Ian CuthbertPhotograph: Photomontage
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