Thursday night’s football game between the Denver Broncos and Kansas City Chiefs lost a lot of its luster when the Broncos rolled through the first five weeks of the season with a single win and a historically inept defense.
Then it got a boost, because Taylor Swift will be in attendance.
That’s right, for the third time in four weeks a game between the Chiefs and a dog rocket opponent will cater to a new NFL audience by featuring the America’s most famous singer high above the field in a luxury box, eating chicken tenders with ketchup and (seemingly) ranch. This should not be enough reason to watch a game where the visiting team is a 10.5-point underdog. And if it’s not, well friends, I have something for you.
Behold, this week’s Thursday Night Football bingo card. And, in hopes of filling this one out, it comes with three free spaces. We’re almost certainly getting a full line down the “N” column. Will we cross out any other lines?
Here’s the full card. Click to embiggen:
