The Paris Saint-Germain project | The Gallery

'Je bois à votre milk-shake,' ecrit Gavin McCoy Photograph: Photomontage

'A squad for all seasons,' giggles Tom Jones Photograph: Photomontage

'Greed is good, and wholly consistent with Financial Fair Play,' burps Benjamin Costello Photograph: Photomontage

'With continued Qatari investment, PSG will truly be dining at the top table,' writes Rowan Averill. Sorry, we'd make more efforts with these captions but the Olympics is on and we're stupidly busy Photograph: Photomontage

Gavin McCoy is back to deliver us an alternative Golden Balls Photograph: Photomontage

'Not content with Silva, PSG's mega-rich benefactor Nasser Al-Khelaïfi insisted on bringing Gold to the club,' writes Stewart Smith Photograph: Photomontage

'Paris Saint-Germain say "buy buy" to their competition,' honks Rachel Eirinberg Photograph: Photomontage

'I had a horrible dream that Ibrahimovic signed for that other team with a big tower,' frets Mark Pickavant, who may or may not be a Preston North End fan Photograph: Photomontage

'Creating football projects we can be proud of'. Douglas Fenech rounds things up with this evil little offering Photograph: Photomontage