I’m leaping right into this one friends, like Felix the Drunk Seal jettisoning himself out of his Seaworld pool to feel freedom in his flippers again. Tonight’s ep of The Bachelors Australia
OsherKmart MGKMeditation Daddy*school voice* So-ry Mis-ter Guns-beeeergJasTashdo you think I’ll still get diet tea spon conI’m A Celeboh noooo, not whatsy and whosherfaceBellahave you ever seen MORE of a moodJessohhh my gouuurd we’re playing BASKETBALL?DamienGC Gwynethsorry babe we can’t leave until Felix and Jess stop boningSAY YES OR I’LL LEAVE YOU UP HERE ALONE FOREVERJedHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THISAlesiasoooo cool, do Blink 182it honestly looked like they were trying to find smarties in each other’s mouthsAAAAAGH!!!!I feel like I shouldn’t be watching!!!“next we open the teabag and put the bits in”BachelorThe Bachelorsit looks like a David Jones cataloguelet’s do a shoey NOWit’s a normal question and I back it“I look around the room today and I see people I barely know, and I think, wow that’s beautiful.”NaomiSTOP THISSTOP THIS NOW!!!!“so it turns out you’re my long-lost father”Krystal our Lord and SaviourCome in babe the water’s freezing and we might get dragged out to seaTruly how does she look exactly as she did before, while Sealy looks like a barnacleBye…. champMelissa Mason is a freelance writer, you can find her on Insta and TikTok.
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