In a city where the daily commute can be as chaotic as the weather is unpredictable, Transport for London (TfL) has found a creative new way to remind passengers of simple etiquette.
In a recent video shared on social media, a charismatic narrator takes viewers through a cheeky crash course in bus etiquette, playfully highlighting all the unspoken rules that seasoned Londoners should know — but sometimes forget.
Here are the key dos and don’ts.
Boarding the bus
“Be super careful when getting on and off the bus. Make sure to watch your step, we don’t want anybody to injure themselves.” the video says.
Have your ticket, pass, or payment method ready before you reach the driver. This speeds up boarding and reduces delays.
Stand in line and wait your turn instead of crowding the entrance. This keeps boarding orderly and respectful.
Pro tip: A smooth boarding experience helps the bus stay on time — and keeps the driver from giving you the side-eye.
Use headphones
Nothing says Londoner like passive-aggressively glaring at someone playing music on loud speakers.
“Contrary to popular belief, this might be your favourite song, but Derek sitting next to you wants a bit of peace and quiet, so pop those little headphones in, let’s have a nice journey.”
Hold on tight
Buses can brake suddenly. Unless you fancy becoming a human bowling ball, always hold onto something.
“Whilst the bus is on the move, try to hold on if you’re standing, and remain seated if you can.”
Also, if you’re seated near support handles, be considerate and allow standing passengers to hold on when needed.
Let’s avoid: That moment when you dramatically fall into someone’s lap. Unless you're writing a rom-com, it's best to skip it.
Mind your bag
Your backpack is not royalty. It doesn’t need a throne. And trust us, no one loves being whacked in the face by your gym bag.
The video says: “I’ve actually been guilty of this one in the past, but when the bus starts getting a bit busy, that’s probably a good time to take your bag off the seat pop it on your lap. After all, your bag has not paid fare for this journey.”
If your bag’s enjoying a seat while someone stands, it's time to re-evaluate your priorities.
Give space
Don’t block the wheelchair area — the rest of the bus is also lovely, promise.
“Each bus has a space for wheelchair users and when it’s not being used by them, it can be used for buggy users, so try to keep this space clear, unless you’re one of those priority users.”
No litter allowed
This isn’t your living room, but let’s treat it like one (minus the couch). Litter makes buses messy, smelly, and honestly — gross.
“Shocking, I know, but cleaning up after yourself is still a thing so keep that in mind when you are travelling on the bus. All of these tips will help us have better, safer journeys.”
Let’s skip that mysterious chip stuck to the seat. No one wants to meet that guy again.
