Things we love
Grown-up festivals
The summer season means fun weekends. But we would much rather go to real festivals than London's Underage one – that's only cool when you're 14.
BlackBerry hype
Everyone who is anyone has got one. People used to ask for your number, then your Facebook name; now it's all about your BB pin.
Friends
The most important thing in life – they make you who you are. They love what you love, and hate who you hate.
Glee
Everyone's addicted. It's silly, but you're laughing with it, rather than at it, like High School Musical. Unlikely to rush out and join a choir though
Napping
Do it most of the time. We finish something then immediately need a lie down. Nap time should be compulsory at school.
Things we hate
Celebrity relatives
Who is Pixie Geldof? We despise young people who are famous for nothing.
Teen advice
No, I'm not pregnant and yes, I know that drugs are very bad. You're not being completely patronising at all.
txt spk
Connecting with us via txt spk. "R u ok? Nd hlp? Talk to ur doc l8r 4 free advice". Er, no thanks.
Parents on Facebook
Their only reason for joining is to spy on us. Unlike. Let the Twitter switch-over commence.
Correcting speech
We know our constant use of the word "like" is, like, grammatically incorrect and irritating, but we don't actually care.
Skins wannabes
No one we know is like a Skins character, and if anyone tried to invite us to a Skins party, we'd run a mile.
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