Taylor Swift’s The Life Of A Showgirl has officially dropped, and Swifties everywhere are already deep in their Easter egg detective era.
By the grace of the music gods and Tree Paine, PEDESTRIAN.TV got an early sneak peek at the album and we have already gone digging for all the subtle and not-so subtle references to new romances, major beefs and Taylor’s signature mischief across the album’s biggest tracks, so you don’t have to! Happy dissecting!
The Life Of A Showgirl track list:
Here is a quick reminder of the track list forThe Life Of A Showgirl before we get into the tea:
- The Fate of Ophelia
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Opalite
- Father Figure
- Eldest Daughter
- Ruin The Friendship
- Actually Romantic
- Wi$h Li$t
- Wood
- CANCELLED!
- Honey
- The Life of a Showgirl (Feat. Sabrina Carpenter)
The Fate of Ophelia
Let’s jump in: “The Fate of Ophelia” is Taylor’s most literary opener, borrowing Ophelia’s tragic arc from Shakespeare’s Hamlet. This time though, she rewrites the ending — Ophelia is no longer doomed to drown in heartbreak, because Taylor’s found her lifeline in Travis Kelce.
The lyrics, “Late one night, you dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia”, spell out that Kelce’s love helped her escape the classic breakup spiral and online storm many thought would swallow her after the Joe Alwyn split and Matty Healy mess.
For context, Ophelia represents being undone by the dramas around you. Taylor’s flipping this on its head, giving her own Ophelia a happy ending — and Travis is central to the rewrite.
It’s also no accident that she spotlights loyalty and self-protection in the line “I swore my loyalty to me, myself and I”. After years of fake friends, public drama, and social media wars, Taylor is now keeping her circle tighter and her priorities clearer — helped by Kelce’s support on and off the field.
Even the lyric “Keep it one hundred / On the land, the sea, the sky / Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, your vibes” is pure Kelce energy. That “100” reference was a big deal at the Life of a Showgirl Spotify pop-up in New York, where fans clocked the same emoji Travis used in his first Insta post with Taylor.
Elizabeth Taylor
Taylor pivots to pure Hollywood drama here, referencing Elizabeth Taylor’s iconic romances and press-drenched personal life. Lines like “I’d cry my eyes violet” and “white diamonds and lovers are forever” aren’t just aesthetic — they double as nods to the press digging for angst in every new relationship.
Her references to Portofino relate to Elizabeth Taylor’s infatuation with the Italian fishing village. The actress went there for four of her honeymoons and was proposed to by Richard Burton there. Some fans have speculated it may have also served as the location where Travis proposed to Taylor.
Her lyric “Been number one but I never had two”, pokes fun at the pressure to keep topping herself in relationships and in fame.
This track is part homage, part roast, part plea — Taylor acknowledging she is now part of the same legend cycle Liz lived through, only with memes instead of tabloids, but she hopes she’ll find her one true love.
“Elizabeth Taylor / Tell me for real / Do you think it’s forever?”
I hope so!
This isn’t the first time Taylor has referenced the late actress in her music, with a nod popping up in Reputation banger “…Ready For It?“. The lyric, “Burton to this Taylor” alluded to the tumultuous love story and marriages of Elizabeth and actor Burton.
With The Last Showgirl and Reputation sharing producers Max Martin and Shellback, it’s unsurprising they tucked in this call back. “Elizabeth Taylor” feels like a mature version of “…Ready For It?”, with Taylor still holding private desires for a genuine relationship.
Side note, her reference to Cartier with the lyrics: “Babe, I would trade the Cartier for someone to trust … just kidding,” might be a sign that the song is talking about Travis Kelce as Taylor was spotted wearing a Cartier watch in her engagement photos.
Opalite
Here the theme is transformation — and Taylor’s no stranger to reinvention. Lyric references to “eating out of the trash” are Taylor’s brutally honest way of admitting she used to let herself linger in her own heartbreak, revisiting old mistakes.
The “sky is opalite” is the sparkly signal of a fresh start, clearly referencing Travis Kelce, who was born in October (opal is October’s birthstone) and inspired a flurry of Chiefs-red opal looks at recent games. This chapter is Taylor giving up the messy ex energy for a new vibe: open, happy, and less guarded than in the days of hiding from paparazzi with Joe.
I also can’t help but think that there is some shade thrown in here towards Travis’ ex with the lyrics, “You were in it for real / She was in her phone / And you were just a pose”. It’s giving Taylor shading one of Travis’ exes for being with him for his fame — something they share in common.
Travis’ most significant exes include Maya Benberry (2016), who was chosen on his reality show Catching Kelce, and Kayla Nicole who he dated from 2017 to 2022.
Father Figure
“Father Figure” isn’t just a song — it’s Taylor’s full mob manifesto, and yes, every pop star in her orbit is on notice. From the first verse, Taylor sets the tone with: “When I found you, you were young, wayward, lost in the cold / Pulled up to you in the Jag / Turned your rags into gold.”
This feels like Taylor talking directly to her “pop babies” — a.k.a. Olivia Rodrigo, Sabrina Carpenter, Gracie Abrams, Conan Gray and Charli xcx — who have all publicly credited her with guidance or cosigns in their career.
The “Jag” and “chateau” flexes place Taylor as the benefactor, the one lifting new stars up (and reminding them where they started).
She leans hard into the power dynamic: “I drink that brown liquor / I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger.”
It’s all swagger, amplifying her new “dad” energy. She’s moved from being “America’s Sweetheart” to the genre’s kingpin, not just protecting her turf but setting the rules. Scooter Braun’s shadow looms large here, with “deals with the devil” calling back to her master recordings drama — the very contracts she resented, now a blueprint for her own empire.
The dark protection motif continues with the lyrics: “Leave it with me / I protect the family / I pay the check before it kisses the mahogany grain / I showed you all the tricks of the trade / All I ask for is your loyalty … my dear protégé.”
It’s Taylor promising backing and resources to her favourite mentees — think Sabrina and Gracie, who consistently show up with public support. But it’s also a warning; the “loyalty” line is pointed, referencing the shade and snubs between Taylor and Olivia over songwriting credits, and the shift in her relationship with Charli.
Revenge is never far off, channeling major Reputation era energy: “You pulled the wrong trigger / This empire belongs to me / You’ll be sleeping with the fishes before you know you’re drowning / Whose portrait’s on the mantle? Who covered up your scandals?”
Taylor delivers her cleverest warning to ex-Squad members and mentees who edge too close to betrayal. “Sleeping with the fishes” and “portrait on the mantle” lean into the ‘mob boss’ bit, but the lyrics “covering up your scandals” nods to grittier moments — like stepping up for friends post-public disaster or cutting ties when things go sour. Could this be a nod to the Blake Lively x It Ends With Us drama?
Finally, Taylor closes the circle, “Mistake my kindness for weakness / Find your card cancelled”. It’s both a warning and a flex — she’s the only one in the pop game you don’t cross gleefully, whether you’re a former mentee, a rival like Scooter Braun, or just someone who forgets the code.
Eldest Daughter
Taylor’s “Eldest Daughter” dives into the emotional risks of being the reliable friend and the public anchor for a squad that’s always in flux. With lyrics like “Everybody’s so punk on the internet / Everyone’s unbothered till they’re not,” she’s spotlighting how her circles — featuring Blake Lively, Selena Gomez, Sabrina Carpenter, and even Karlie Kloss — often parade as “carefree”, only to end up caught in drama or gossip.
When Taylor sings, “I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness / I’ve been dying just from trying to seem cool,” she’s owning the insecurities of balancing vulnerability against the pressure to perform for — and fit in with — edgier friends like Charli xcx and Lorde. This line shines a light on the psychological luggage Taylor carries: wanting to be genuine and present for her inner circle, while also feeling out of step with what’s trendy.
The lyric, “Every eldest daughter was the first lamb to the slaughter / So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire”, ties back to the way Taylor became a leader, taking hits first — especially during periods of fallout with former squad members and through demanding media cycles. This makes me think this could be another link to the Blake Lively drama, as Taylor has stayed quiet on the subject despite being dragged into the It Ends With Us legal mess.
Most revealing is the chorus: “But I’m not a bad bitch / And this isn’t savage / But I’m never gonna let you down.” Not only does this challenge the “savage” trend of icy, one-and-done friendships online, it also doubles as a subtle callback to her Reputation era, when Taylor was celebrated for her unbothered image.
Here she’s admitting that even if she looks bold and untouchable, she still feels the weight of letting her friends down, although she doesn’t want to.
Ruin The Friendship
“Ruin The Friendship” instantly got me feeling a wave of nostalgia, thanks to the lyric “Abigail called me with the bad news” — an unmistakable Easter egg for Taylor’s lifelong friend Abigail Anderson, who featured in “Fifteen” and famously stood by Taylor through early heartbreaks and Nashville milestones. Their friendship has shifted with time (and growing up in the public eye), which makes its appearance here feel like a chapter in a bigger story.
Naturally, fans wondered if the song could be a subtle reference to Taylor’s relationship with Travis — after all, he’s the most public love interest she’s had in years. But that theory doesn’t quite hold up: Taylor and Travis were open and affectionate from the start, with their romance turning instantly headline-worthy, not a slow burn of hidden longing.
Instead, the prom setting and the lyric “should’ve kissed you anyway” could likely pinpoint some of Taylor’s most-discussed nearly-romances, like those with Drew Dunlap (refernced in “Tim McGraw”) and famously Joe Jonas, with both relationships starting as close friendships. Meanwhile, “Gallatin Road and the lakeside beach” throws us back to her Tennessee years, drawing up images of the time she spent with high school friends and early collaborators, who eventually faded into the background as her star rose.
However, it seems like a stretch for Taylor to sing about relationships that old. “Ruin The Friendship” could just as easily reflect Taylor’s relationship with her evolving self — the friendship between her old, risk-averse persona and the bold, Era-spanning artist she’s become. Lyrics like “should’ve kissed you anyway” and “whispered at the grave” could be Taylor’s way of acknowledging times she stayed in her comfort zone for too long.
“Ruin The Friendship” becomes not just a track about exes or nostalgia, but a subtle anthem for breaking old patterns — whether that means risking friendship for love, or saying goodbye to a former version of herself to embrace the “showgirl” she is today.
Actually Romantic
“Actually Romantic” already has the internet in a frenzy, and for good reason: it’s packed with references and lyrical jabs that seem tailor-made for Taylor’s pop culture sparring partners. The line “I heard you call me ‘Boring Barbie’ when the coke’s got you brave” is what set off the biggest firestorm online — Swifties and casual fans alike rushed to Reddit and X to argue that this is a direct wink at Charli xcx.
Charli has been open about her drug references in her music (she be “BUMPIN THAT”), so it’s not exactly a stretch.
This all gets more tangled when the song pivots to, “High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted me / Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face” — lyrics that scream Matty Healy drama, especially after Charli’s “Sympathy is a Knife” (a track widely believed to shade Taylor and Matty’s relationship and the complicated post-breakup friendship web between all three musicians).
Swift doesn’t stop there. “How many times has your boyfriend said, ‘Why are we always talking about her?’” feels like a laser-guided call-out to Charli’s real-life husband, musician George Daniel of The 1975.
It’s also hard not to notice the similarities in song titles, with Charli’s “Everything is romantic” and Taylor’s “Actually Romantic” being eerily close.
Side note: it’s clear that Miss Taylor is in her IDGAF era with the lyrics, “It sounded nasty but it feels like you’re flirting with me / I mind my business, God’s my witness that I don’t provoke it / It’s kind of making me wet”. Like DAMN. She’s definitely been going to the Sabrina Carpenter school of lyricism.
Wi$h Li$t
This is Taylor serving up her signature cheek, roasting the fantasy influencer lifestyle and the pressures of being in the spotlight. With lines like “They want that yacht life, under chopper blades, bright lights and Balenci shades,” she’s jabbing at the kind of excess the internet loves to speculate about every time she’s spotted on a boat, at a party, or in designer sunglasses.
Taylor name-drops awards (“critical smash Palme d’Or, Oscar on their bathroom floor”) as a nod to how she’s now a fixture at awards shows and afterparties, with the world watching every move and hoping for the next viral moment.
The singer also references a bunch of different exes in these lyrics: “Want those three dogs that they call their kids, And that good surf, no hypocrites / They want it all / They want a contract with Real Madrid / They want that spring break that was fuckin lit – and then that video taken off the internet.”
I’m thinking these are nods to her past links with pro surfer John John Florence, her influence on Real Madrid and potentially about how private Joe Alwyn was during their relationship.
But she drops the punchline in the chorus — “I made wishes on all of the stars / Please, God, bring me a best friend who I think is hot.” It’s Taylor admitting that, beneath all the glitz, she’s just hoping for something genuine, which hits different after years of super-private romances and now her open happiness with Travis.
Wood
The title of this song did make this writer blush. With lyrics like “redwood tree, opened my thighs”, Taylor’s playful side is out.
There’s no question — it’s about Travis, whose public displays of affection at the Chiefs games, tennis games and literally anywhere the pair are spotted together are the stuff of tabloid legend.
“Girls, I don’t need to catch the bouquet / To know a hard rock is on the way,” signals this was definitely written before the Traylor engagement.
We even got an insight on their love life and honestly, get it girl: “The curse on me was broken by your magic wand / Seems to me that you and me we make our own luck / New Heights of manhood / I ain’t gotta knock on wood.”
PSA: New Heights is also the name of Travis’ podcast that he shares with his brother Jason.
Taylor’s “no more knocking on wood” lyric makes it clear she’s done pretending happiness needs to be hidden, especially after old relationships were loaded with secrecy and stress.
CANCELLED!
“CANCELLED!” sees Taylor flipping the messiness of cancel culture into a badge of honour. The lyrics, “Good thing I like my friends cancelled / I like ‘em cloaked in Gucci and in scandal,” are Swift’s way of publicly owning her alliance with friends who spark controversy — Brittany Mahomes foremost among them.
Taylor, Brittany, Travis, and Patrick Mahomes made headlines for their double date at the 2024 U.S. Open, where both Travis and Brittany wore Gucci. By referencing Brittany here, Taylor’s signalling: yes, she knows these connections are headline-worthy — and not always popular.
But it’s the word “scandal” that packs the punch. Brittany Mahomes is no stranger to public backlash, often drawing heat on social media for her outspoken personality, viral TikTok reactions, and — most notably — her conservative political stances. These have led to debates and divisive conversations online, with critics routinely calling for Brittany to be “cancelled”.
It seems Taylor is standing behind her friend despite her conservative views.
Honey
In “Honey,” Taylor Swift turns painful memories of backhanded praise and catty encounters into something joyful, thanks to her current relationship. When she sings, “You can call me ‘honey’ if you want / Because I’m the one you want / When anyone called me ‘sweetheart’ / It was passive aggressive,” she’s drawing on years of being called sweet or nice in the press, often as a veiled insult.
The lyric, “At the bar, and the bitch was telling me to ‘back op’ / Cause her man had looked at me wrong,” could reference the general experience of being scapegoated in public.
“They were saying that skirt don’t fit me / And I cried the whole way home,” is a clear reference to Taylor’s struggle with body image, which she spoke about in her Miss Americana documentary.
Taylor pivots to gratitude in the chorus: “But you touch my face / Redefine all of those blues / When you say…‘Honey’”. This is Taylor openly referencing her relationship with Travis, marking a shift from guarded love (her hyper-private years with Joe) to a public, affirming romance.
The Life of a Showgirl
Now this one is a showstopper. Sabrina Carpenter’s “I love you, Taylor!” is literally left in the outro, but it’s also Taylor’s little thank-you to all the women who’ve been part of her drama — good and petty. “Making my money being pretty and witty” is everything tabloid writers love to print, and “sequins are forever” is Taylor saying ‘they can’t get rid of me’ — I mean she literally calls herself “immortal”.
This track is a big hug (and mic drop) to fans, crew, and maybe — just maybe — every so-called “showgirl” who survived the internet’s worst days.
“We will see you next time” is her promise that the show (and the drama) never really end — she’ll keep writing, dropping clues, and leaving new Easter eggs for everyone to find.
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