There will be fireworks in Blackpool. Bruno Tonioli, the indefatigable Strictly Come Dancing judge, has described Britain's favourite seaside resort (well, isn't it?) as full of "pissed-up people falling about the streets", according to the Daily Star. The mischief didn't end there. He goes on: "The Pleasure Beach is Strictly for The Inbetweeners." Marks out of 10 for accuracy? "Sevennnnn!!!"
