Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I'm a big fan of Kevin Smith - Clerks is one of the movies that got me into films in the first place. I love all of his films and even name my characters after his characters. Photograph: PR
The Omen. Monsters are fine, but I can't stand that devil stuff. To this day I hate the name Damien. In fact my producer is called Damien and I've always got a club in my hand, in case he does something strange. Photograph: Kobal
Cameos by no-talent pop stars and heiresses, like Paris Hilton or Birmingham Marriott. Actors work so hard, they graft for years and years, and then the part goes to some ditzy girl who can't even spell her own name. You know what? Go back to your sex tapes. Photograph: PR
I have a strange sense of humour. You know the bit where Forrest Gump is a kid and gets a stone bounced off his head? Me and my cousin were in hysterics at that. Photograph: Cine Text/Allstar
The Bourne films. I mean, Bond is exceptionally cool. But Jason Bourne is like a normal guy, which makes what he does seem all the more cool. Photograph: PR
I don't cry in movies, I don't know why. But one film that moved me was Todd Solondz's Happiness - the bit with the father and his son. That moved me and bugged me. It's a fantastic film. Photograph: Kobal
Y Tu Mama Tambien is quite a sexy film. I like films where you don't have to see everything. I'm less sure about films like Lie With Me or Lust, Caution where the people actually have sex. Isn't that what you have actors for? Photograph: PR
Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction! 'Mmm, this is a tasty burger.' Now there's a villain who's cool. Photograph: PR
I like those westerns set in Arizona, Monument Valley - like Tombstone. Out of the more recent films, There Will Be Blood had some good landscapes in it. Photograph: PR
Myself. Am I allowed to say that? I'm comfortable with who I am. That's what we have to teach people. Be comfortable with who you are. Photograph: PR
The Shawshank Redemption. I have this weird thing, that if I buy DVDs I'll watch them, but if someone else buys them for me, I always feel affronted. A friend bought me The Shawshank Redemption three years ago and it's still in my pile. Apparently it's fantastic. Photograph: Allstar/Cinetext