Sophie Dahl is yet to win over the Daily Mail with her new BBC2 cookery show. The paper reports how she warns viewers to be careful with chilli seeds. "It's a bad idea to scratch your nether regions after touching them, as happened to someone I know." Indeed. It's probably a good idea not to touch your nether regions at all in the kitchen. Unless you're intent on recreating that scene from Fatal Attraction, the Mail doesn't add.