Am I aware of the plight of the working person and their inability to afford most of the fun things in this world? Absolutely, as I am one of those people. But do I condone theft, especially theft working people against working people? Absolutely not.
And, again, I get the want for something as cool and shiny as a 2024 Kawasaki Ninja H2 Carbon. It's a supercharged death machine that sounds positively bananas and would likely see me behind bars in less than three miles of ownership. But you can't just break into a person's home and walk out with their prized possession and not face the internet's wrath.
Yet, here we are, as that's exactly what happened to a Ninja H2 Carbon owner in Pennsylvania when masked thieves broke into their house and walked out with the supercharged superbike.
Per the Northern Lancaster County Regional Police's blotter, "A 2024 Kawasaki Ninja H2 Carbon was stolen from 933 Lititz Pike in Warwick Township on June 20th. The theft occurred between midnight and 3:00 am on June 20, 2025. There are two suspects involved, both had face coverings, gloves and were wearing dark clothing."
The suspects were caught on camera rolling the Kawasaki superbike out and through a grassy area, though with the aforementioned masks hiding their identities. Local PD is asking the public "with a home or business in that area to check their security videos - mainly in the area of Highlands Drive, Wickshire Circle, W. Woods Drive and E. Woods Drive and, along Lititz Pike North and South." Likewise, if they come up with anything that could aid in the investigation, the police are asking them "to call NLCRPD at (717) 733-0965 for Officer Marconi or Lancaster County Crime Stoppers at (800) 322-1913."
Those with tips can also send them through "Crimewatch via the 'Submit a Tip' feature."
But come on, folks. Just put the motorcycle somewhere safe, call it in anonymously, and cut your losses. Do the right thing, thieves, and give this person back their motorcycle. It's the least you can do!
