Johnny Bench? Just call him The Big Red Cross Machine.
"I've had 30 chips taken out of my shoulder ... I had seven to 10 concussions," the Hall of Fame Reds catcher, 69, told the St. Paul Pioneer Press: "I got beaned three times, saw stars and went to first base. I had seven (protective) cups broken, a detached bicep and ... I'm going to get one more surgery on my right elbow ...
"The warranty ran out of my parts. What are you going to do?"
