A "sassy" seven-year-old gave her dad the most hilarious feedback as to why she didn't eat the packed lunch he made her.
Pete Simson, 37, asked his daughter whether she enjoyed the feast he prepared for, to which she simply told him to check the note in her lunchbox.
He said: "I thought it might be a thank you or something but as soon as I saw the dishevelled sarnie in there I knew something was amiss", reports Bristol Live.
In brown pencil, she wrote: "I NOT Etting my sandwish because I hate hummas".
Ouch! Come on dad, sort it out...
Speaking about the harsh but constructive criticism, Pete said: "Well clearly, she wasn’t a fan of the sandwich I made her.
"Pearl also hates sourdough, with that and the “hummas” she’ll never be a middle-class icon."
And although Pete was "amused" that Pearl had gone to so much trouble as to leave him a note, he was also "horrified" that she might have been hungry throughout the day.
He said: "This is a very Pearl thing to do - she is what a casual observer might describe as 'sassy'".
And whilst Pearl's mum would say "it’s the sign of a strong woman", Pete believes "it’s plain insolence".
Looking back to when he was a boy - he said the "sandwiches on crumbly bread" his mum made were the "worst" - but he always made sure to eat them.
Continuing to say: "I suppose it’s nice I’m following in a family tradition."
