As far as news stories go, 2020's been about as unpredictable as it gets.
That trend intensified today as a study confirmed news that will rock society to its core.
Rangers get more penalties than anyone else.
Feel free to sit with that and let it digest for a couple of minutes before you continue reading.
As reported in The Herald, the CIES Football Observatory report covering Premiership matches in 2017/18, 2018/19 and 2019/20 says that the Ibrox club receive a penalty every 411 minutes.
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Their nearest rival is Hamilton Accies with one every 477 minutes, while Celtic trail in seventh with a spot kick every 681 minutes.
Somehow, Scottish football fans have maintained their composure long enough to put their shock into words.
"Huge if true" - @Hector_Chicken
"Did they really need a study? Did it just consist of a Google search?" - @kevseag
"You would think they’d had about four in one game...No wait"- @W4Westbank
"File under 'No s*** Sherlock'" - @fruitbat920
"Pretends to be shocked" - @ryansingleton01
"Literally shocks nobody" - @roomatthetop67
"Aye...every single year without fail" - @shawnferry1
"Breaking news: study revealing bears toileting habits coming soon" - @tambritton
Andrew Dallas was unavailable for comment.
