Drop everything you're doing: Peaches Geldof has phoned in something for her pretend job again!
Last month, you may recall, Peaches penned her debut column for Nylon magazine, during which she described her historic move to New York in a piece that is already believed to have excited the Pulitzer committee.
A mere month after that monumental effort, the muse has struck again, and if you follow this link you will be able to feast your eyes upon a journalistic outing best summarised as SuM bAnds I liKe. Also Sum FaSHeRN.
There's some dire name-dropping – "Vivienne Westwood once told me …" – and all but one of the cliches are there. "Grunge is back"; and people are either "protegees" or "sound like the bastard child of" someone else. Had Peaches only described someone as sounding like something "on acid", she'd have won the electric carving knife and canteen of cutlery. Do enjoy.
