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James Walsh

Mail Online TV: what would it be like?

Daily Mail TV?
Is this the future form of Daily Mail Online TV? Photograph: Lee Thacker/Twitter

Daily Mail Online TV: beyond parody? Some producers in the US don’t think so, and have approached the online organ with the idea of turning it into a celebrity focused magazine show, according to the Wall Street Journal.

Could the Mail Online really be a television show? And if so, what on earth would it be like? We asked our readers what they thought such a show would entail.

“It would look like Charlie Brooker’s Daily Mail Island, obviously,” said sailthedarkenedseas. Well, yes. The startling reality format, dreamed up for Charlie Brooker’s rage-fuelled spoof tv listings site TvGoHome, asked the terrifying question: what would happen to an isolated group fed only on a diet of the Daily Mail? The answer: public hangings for masturbation, among other things. The TV spin-off also featured a man who started behaving like Fred Basset, until his impersonation of the wry cartoon dog is punished with a brutal stoning on the beach.

But away from Charlie Brooker’s reality show that never was, here are some alternative suggestions for #MailOnlineTv from our followers on Twitter.

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