Love Island 2018 LIVE: Hayley and Charlie leave the villa after public vote, Samira and Alex are saved
Friday night's Love Island saw one couple ejected from the villa and, to precisely no one's surprise, that couple happened to be Hayley and Charlie - who despised each other to a level only seen before in Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?.
Dani and Jack's relationship continued to blossom - with the couple now looking like favourites to win the whole show - though change is needed if their love is going to last, apparently, as Dani declared: "I ain't going to be making him ham and cheese croissants every night."
Two new girls will arrive at the villa on Sunday: Ellie, who reassuringly describes herself as "cute but psycho", and Zara, who is appearing on Love Island and is somehow concerned people might think she's shallow. Yes, people might think you're shallow Zara.
You can follow along with our reactions to Friday's drama here:
The latest episode of Love Island comes rampaging towards us like the stampede of rhinos in Jumanji. Is it inevitable? Yes. Is there anything we can do prepare ourselves? Also yes. Read Tom Peck's recap of last night's episode here:
Love Island has managed to infiltrate the world of theatre drama, after reports emerged Samira is being sued for quitting her role in the West End production of Dreamgirls with only one day's notice.
"While some Love Island couples do work - see last year’s Camilla and Jamie and season two winners Nathan and Cara - the likelihood of long-term success is certainly against the odds, explains behavioural psychologist, Jo Hemmings."
Here we go - it's happening. Two people are leaving tonight. The tension is high. High enough to leave people whispering carefully to each other in various corners of the villa.
After Megan's pure fury over Georgia jumping in the pool and having fun on the island-based reality TV show, Jack and Dani had a nice makeout session after her tears over the coupling decision - I mean this is basically the greatest love story of our era isn't it? This is Romeo and Juliet with far more prosecco, tans, and teeth whitening products.
The guilt has followed Dani from the couches to the kitchen. I mean Dani has the full spread of Shakespearean emotions: we've gone straight from Romeo & Juliet to Macbeth. Out damn spot and just, like, I feel really guilty Samira, you know?
Hayley has instilled pure confidence in everyone by confessing that she has no idea what the word "compatibility" means and thus has no actual concept what the show is about. What is love? What is island?
Georgia and Josh are being sent on their first date. Meaning they'll briefly be able to taste sweet freedom and a world that is not the villa. One problem: Josh is scared of fish.
Let's look back at the pool jump that left Megan so furious because... how dare Georgia... try to be the centre of attention on a show constructed solely around individuals trying to set themselves up for a series of fashion brand deals and club appearances?
You know if you really want to impress a girl, tell them you met Academy Award winner Gary Oldman. They go crazy for that. His portrayal of Winston Churchill is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
Jack demands the boys have access to harem pants and sarongs to hide their erections because two weeks without sex for them is basically state-sanctioned torture at this point.
