In a development unlikely to send students of her career into anaphylactic shock, it seems that movie starlet Lindsay Lohan's recent stint as a patient at the Wonderland rehab centre will not be a one-off.
It was back in January, you may recall, that Lindsay admitted she had tumbled down something of a rabbit hole, and underwent a month of treatment at one of LA's most prestigious rest facilities.
Since then - oh, my paws and whiskers! - she has continued to chase white objects. Indeed, her adventures have seen her encounter all manner of grotesque creatures, from talking reporters to Calum Best, and all the while she has treated every liquid as though it were labelled with the instruction "DRINK ME. THEN SUCK BACK ANOTHER."
Alas, the wake-up from this surreal dream appears to have occurred at 5.30am on Saturday morning, when Lindsay's solo drive to an unknown destination - possibly a croquet match with the Queen of Hearts - was interrupted by a palm tree. Although our heroine fled the scene, and almost managed to wake up back on the picnic rug with her sister somewhere in 19th century Oxford, she was unfortunately apprehended later by LA cops who charged her with driving under the influence and with possession of "a usable amount of cocaine".
Lost in Showbiz likes to think Lindsay was led away wailing "It said 'SNORT ME!' Jesus!?! Give a girlfriend a break, ok?", but reports today suggest another night of drinking-followed-by-exhaustion ensued, and that the actress is now on the point of being committed to a new, as yet unspecified rest facility. When we know more, so will you.
