Congratulations to Lindsay Lohan's relentlessly upbeat publicist, who lost no time in telling the media that his client had arrived early for her latest assignment. Now, I'm sure this Steve Honig would have preferred to have been announcing an early-bird arrival to a film set or a high-end fashion shoot. Who wouldn't, in his line of work?
But I guess there's a certain businesslike snappiness to: "Lindsay Lohan arrived 20 minutes early at the morgue." And a gig's a gig. Even if it is court-mandated cleaning work, as part of her community service. We wish Ms Lohan the very best in making amends for the violation of the terms of either her shoplifting or DUI probation – I can't remember which one it is this time – and look forward to chirpy press releases from Steve as and when her idiosyncratic schedule demands.
